Lost Trilogy and Then Some (Part 3.5)

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Log_Lady: BECAUSE IF I GO INSANE THEN WE'RE ALL SCREWED.

Sam: *mumbling crazily* How did this happen? Kaytee took me to that therapist earlier and she was fine..... Can't happen... Means Samara..... Babies...... Gone..... *clutches onto stomach*

Nalitie: How... HOW?!? I CEAd them! She shouldn't be evil anymore!!! Unless.... *pales* *faints*

Log_Lady: Ummmm.......

Sam: *looks up with Log_Lady with a crazed look in her eyes* Babies. Samara. Gone. Cut.

Log_Lady: It'll be fine...... we'll figure something out.... Ummmm... WE CAN PARK THE TARDIS IN RAOUL'S BUNKER, AND THEN HIDE IN IT!!!!! WITH ALL SHIELDS UP, DOORS LOCKED, AND IN UNOPENABLE SHUTDOWN MODE!

Nalitie: *wakes up suddenly* NO PROTECTION IN LEAGUE WITH DARKNESS *faints again*

Log_Lady: It'll be very bright. We'll bring every lamp that we own.

Sam: *continues shaking, rocking back and forth, and muttering crazily*

Nalitie: *wakes up* NOO DIMENSIONS IN TROUBLE NO MORE AUTHORITY OVER HER AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *faints again*

Log_Lady: Which is why we hide..... Then she can't get us.....

Nalitie: *wakes up yet again* Nononono you don't understand she could have control of the override everyone's existence is in danger in all dimensions!!!!! *panicking*

Sam: *stops muttering and stands up* Which means she could probably turn Samara evil, couldn't she? AND THEN YAY CUT OPEN TIME!

Nalitie: *feels disturbance* Already evil... Babies in danger even if not cut open...

Log_Lady: WE ASSEMBLE THE ARMIES! You have my hedgehogs at your disposal!

Sam: AND THE AVENGERS!!!!! I DON'T CARE WHAT HAPPENED IN AGE OF ULTRON, IRON MAN, {more editing}, YOU'RE HELPING US.

Nalitie: *gasp* WE COULD ASK OWCA TO HELP US!!!

Log_Lady: YES WE NEED THEIR HELP.

Nalitie: AND THE RESISTANCE! THEY'RE GOOD TOO!

Log_Lady: YEAH. AND I CAN CALL THE LES AMIS. AND ALSO THE GOBLIN ARMY!

Nalitie: BUT WAIT THEY'RE IN THE DIMENSIONS OF IMAGINATION THEY COULD BE DESTROYED OR NONEXISTENT BY NOW!!!!! *screams head off*

Sam: Uhhhhh..... I thought..... Goblin army...... Jareth over there..... *points in a random direction*

Log_Lady: But...... But......... No, they're just in the past! We have to get them!

Nalitie: Nonononono you don't understand the Apynteu destroys whole dimensions! And KAYTEE AND KATHRINE ARE AT THEIR DISPOSALWHYAREYOUSOCALM I HAVE NO CONTROL OVER THEM THEY ARE NO LONGER MY CREATIONS *faints again*

Log_Lady: Ummmm...... But they're in our dimension.... I'll go get them. *runs off* *runs back* There. Everyone I can assemble is in my living room now.

Sam: YAY! BUT NALITIE'S RIGHT HOW CAN YOU BE SO CALM THEY CAN BREAK MY PROTECTION SPELL ON MY BABIES!!!!!

Nalitie: *wakes up* DOOOM!!!! *faints again*

Sam: EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE DESTROYED AND UHHHHHH NO MORE THERAPY I'M GUESSING....... *trying to calm down*

Log_Lady: I'm being calm because of necessity.

Nalitie: *wakes up* DOOM!!! *cries* WHY DID I HAVE TO DO IT WHYYYYYYYYY

Sam: So.... Uh.... Could you calm down and explain what could happen?

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