Samara: *takes out various medical tools* now then. This shan't hurt a bit. Well, actually, it will hurt you quite a bit, but it won't hurt me at all. I will be cutting the developing baby out of you and using magic to put it in me. Let's begin, shall we?
*screams* NO NO NO PLEASE NO!!!!! I DON'T LIKE HURTY THINGS!!!!
Log_Lady: WHAT. THE HECK. DO I NEED TO GET TODD??? WHAT IS GOING ON??? YOU'RE ALL NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!.
Samara: *grumbles* Kathrine! Deal with our uninvited guest!
Kathrine: *runs after Log_Lady*
Samara: *magically restrains Sam*
Sam: DAMMIT LET ME GO!!!!!!!
Log_Lady: WHAT???? NO!!!! I DUN WANNA BE DEALT WITH!!!!! *takes out the fancy boom camera that was given to me earlier in comments and starts firing it at Kathrine*
Samara: *begins to cut open Sam, however the very moment the blade touches her, everything disappears and the screams instead form "wake up"*
Log_Lady: *standing there in confusion*
Sam: *breathing heavily* They're.... gone.....
Nalitie: WAKE UP SAM *slaps her even though she's very clearly awake*
Sam: BUT I AM DAMMIT!!!
Log_Lady: ...........
Nalitie: You accidentally got hit by Angele Fishe's camera flash and was knocked out.
Sam: THEN THANK THE LORD THIS ISN'T REAL!!! Or..... Is it?
Nalitie: *smiles creepily* Only time will tell... *pets a scar on Sam's abdomen*
Sam: OH NO. NONONONONONONONONONO FINE I GUESS I'LL WAKE UP BUT I'LL HAVE TO GO THROUGH THIS AGAIN AND OH MY GOD MY BABY!!!!!!!!
Log_Lady: What??? I AM CONFUSED!!!!!!!!!! I THOUGHT THAT THE BLADE DISAPPEARED!!!!!!
*things begin disappearing again*
Nalitie: *wakes up in basement* *looks around* wha....?
Log_Lady: WHAT. I THOUGHT WE ALL WERE AWAKE. WHAT. *running around in circles screaming*
Sam: *wakes up* My head...... Owww...... IS MY BABY STILL IN MY STOMACH? *lifts up shirt and checks* Wooo..... All good. I think......
Nalitie: Hey, when did Log_Lady get here? And... What?
Log_Lady: I used the TARDIS because Sam said she needed help........ BUT I AM SO LOST. WHAT IS HAPPENING. WHY ARE WE ALL WAKING UP. OR YOU ALL.
Sam: WELL FIRST OF ALL HOW THE HECK WAS I ASLEEP?
Log_Lady: I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING.
Nalitie: You were asleep too? Weird. I had a dream that you were having a dream that the baby was in danger.
Sam: That was my dream..... That's why I checked.... And OH MY GOD THIS IS SO WEIRD! I'M FREAKING OUT MAN I'M FREAKING OUT!!!
Log_Lady: WHAT. DID YOU CONTACT ME FROM YOUR DREAM THEN????
Sam: Probably.... I mean.... I yelled help A LOT.
Nalitie: Maybe we were all sleep acting...
Sam: But..... The baby's still there...... How.... I'M SO CONFUSED!!! SO CONFUSED..... So..... confused..... *curls up in a ball on the floor crying*
Mermaid Man: *sporadically appears* *malfunctioning still* E-E-Eevil.... Was... Dream... FAKE... UTOPIOSPHERE.. KAYTEE.... Kathrine.... Smoke and mirrors..., trick
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Random Weirdness
LosoweMy weird self and idea making brain would like to host (or hose like I typed it first) the 123456789th annual randomness! And NO I am NOT a crazed lunatic that can't think of any other possible way to waste her time (most of the time)
