Sam: *peacefully sleep cuddling with Raoul*
Person: *peeking in window* *whispers* It's go time.
Other Person: *silently cutting a hole through their window*
Other other person: *dons mustache* *knocks on their door*
Sam: *still doesn't wake up*
Other other person: *full out beating up their door*
Sam: *groans* It's..... *rolls over to look at alarm clock* Oh. 2 in the afternoon. *gets up and answers the door* What do you want?
Other other person: *in an obviously fake voice* Hello! Would you like some free pizza?
Sam: No. I have ice cream and everything else a pregnant lady needs. Now go away. *about to slam the door in their face*
Other other person: Wait! I could also offer you our free pregnancy benefits program! It covers medical costs!
Sam: Not interested. We're rich enough. Now go away. *slams the door closed* *stomps back up to bed to wake Raoul up*
Other other person: Okay! That's fine! *runs off and takes off mustache*
Other person: *finishes hole* *carefully climbs through and hides in a plant*
Person: Alpha team ready?
Other person: Aye. And Beta has informed me that distraction is a no go.
Person: Whatever. Just get on with it!
Sam: *comes stomping down the stairs in her failed attempt to wake Raoul up*
Other other person: *sneaks over to power box* *does some stuff* *all of the lights go out*
Sam: DARN IT! POWER OUTAGE!
Other person: *laughing maniacally from plant*
Sam: Uhhhhhhh..... RAOUL!!!!!
Person: *sneaks into house* *joins laughter*
Sam: RAOUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Raoul: *still sleeping and can't hear her*
Person: *laugher* It is no use my dear. We have his ears plugged.
Sam: *runs up the stairs to the bedroom to lock herself in*
Other person: *jumps out of plant by the doorway as Sam comes up* I wouldn't do that.
Sam: *screams* *tries every possible exit she can think of*
Person: *sneaks up behind Sam* It's so nice to see you again, dearie.
Sam: *screams* *tries to get back door open as quickly as possible*
Other person: Oh Kaytee, isn't this amusing. She's trying to escape.
Other other person: *completes the triangle around Sam*
Sam: *gets door open* *starts to run out it*
Kaytee: *grabs the back of her shirt* Ah ah ah! Can't have you running off now, can we?
Sam: LET GO OF ME! I DON'T WANNA DEAL WITH YOU AGAIN!!!
Kaytee: Let me think about it... NO.
Other person: *walks up to the struggling Sam* *puts a finger under her chin* Just as pretty as ever, aren't we?
Sam: *completely speechless, focusing on trying to get away*
Kaytee: Oh look Samara, we're scaring her.
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RandomMy weird self and idea making brain would like to host (or hose like I typed it first) the 123456789th annual randomness! And NO I am NOT a crazed lunatic that can't think of any other possible way to waste her time (most of the time)
