Nalitie: *in her VR room with Hope and Ray in a cage and Shay and his spoon strapped to some tables*
Sam: *walks in, then stops in her tracks when she sees... Whatever this is*
Nalitie: Oh hey Sam. How're you?
Sam: Why is.... What?
Nalitie: VR's broken, so I thought I'd try some ideas that were sent to me in the mail from some shady-sounding address.
Sam: No! I- NO!
Nalitie: Also, it could prove to be valuable in an emergency. *goes over to Shay's spoon and starts looking for something*
Sam: Let them go! You are not doing this if I have something to say about it! I don't even know what this is, but I don't like it!
Nalitie: Meh. Actually, this isn't even one of the ideas. This is one of mine. Aha! *starts taking off the top of the spoon*
Spoon: *complaining*
Sam: *pulls her away from the spoon* No. You're not doing this.
Nalitie: *presses a button and drops a cage around Sam* *activates her power suppressors* I'M DEAD I CAN DO WHAT I WANT.
Sam: NALITIE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING???? LET ME GO!!!!!
Nalitie: Something. JUST WATCH! *goes back over and gets the top off of the spoon* *goes back over to Shay*
Sam: *pouts*
Nalitie: Hum... Now let's... *presses a button, which turns the table top over*
Sam: What the....
Nalitie: Ah! Oops, I forgot... *opens up the spoon's "head"*
Sam: *trying to squeeze between the bars of the cage*
Nalitie: *pushes her back with the Force* *continues* *somehow attaches the spoon's "head" to Shay's*
Sam: *continues trying*
Shay: *starts... glowing?*
Shay's parents: *also trying to get out*
Sam: *gets through* HAHA!
Nalitie: *forces her back against the wall* SH! Watch!
Sam: *struggling against it*
Shay: *transforms into some weird thing that looks something like a cross between a genderbent Cortana and himself*
Sam: What?????
Nalitie: HAHA IT WORKED!
Hope and Ray: *completely aghast*
Nalitie: *unstraps the... it... him... her... thing...?*
Sam: Can you let me go now????
Nalitie: Yep! *releases Force-grip*
Sam: *tackles Nalitie* ARE YOU INSANE???????
Nalitie: YES. ARE YOU JUST NOW FIGURING THIS OUT?
Sam: No. I knew before. BUT STILL!!!!
Nalitie: *gestures to Dave*
Dave: *lets the Voltas out of their cage*
Voltas: *go over to the Shay/Spoon hybrid*
Sam: PUT HIM BACK THE WAY HE WAS.
Nalitie: I CAN'T I DON'T KNOW HOW.
Sam: WHAT???????!?!?!?!??!?!?!?
Nalitie: *shrugs*
Hope: *stands by Shay, who's now abnormally tall* ... Shay?
Shaford: *looks at her* *in the Spoon's voice* Ah! Captain, good to talk to you again... Er... What's happened? *looks at self*
KAMU SEDANG MEMBACA
Random Weirdness
AcakMy weird self and idea making brain would like to host (or hose like I typed it first) the 123456789th annual randomness! And NO I am NOT a crazed lunatic that can't think of any other possible way to waste her time (most of the time)
