Raoul: *starts sobbing hysterically*
Sam: *runs over to Log_Lady's and bursts through the window* *pulls out razor* SUPER HAPPY FUN KILLING TIME!!!!!!
Nalitie: NOOOOO *rolling after Sam* OWoWowowowowowowowow! REmind ME NOT TO DO THAT AGAIN!!
Log_Lady: STOP NO SAM WAIT. REMEMBER YOU WANTED REVENGE ON HIM. SO THIS IS IT.
Sam: Ohhhh....... Uhhh..... Oh yeah..... FOR SPEAKING FRENCH BETWEEN CHRISTINE'S LEGS YEAH!
Nalitie: *stands up, full of bruises* Um... Do I.... I don't... Log_Lady? Um... do... you... have ice?
Sam: You do NOT want to know what I was just talking about by the way.
Log_Lady: Yes! *pulls Nalitie into kitchen and gets out ice pack(s)*
Sam: I'm gonna go now..... Help him recover from that horrificness... Maybe sing him something....
Voice: *foreshadowy evil laughter in the distance* *quiet because it's far away* THE HORRIFICNESS IS NOT OVER YET......................... *laughter fades away*
Log_Lady: Oh no... Evil laughter.....
Raoul: *curled up in doorway crying*
Nalitie: Um............ I'm gonna go make a few calls.... *grabs one of the seashells off of Mermaid Man/Raoul's bra* *dials in a number* *murmuring and muttering*
Sam: *drags Raoul inside* Come on honey....
Raoul: *clings pathetically to Sam* IT WAS HORRIBLE!!!!!!
Sam: I bet it was...
Nalitie: *walks in silently with a blank expression*
Sam: Yeah?
Nalitie: *oblivious to everything* Uh.......
Sam: NALITIE!!!!! WHAT DO YOU WANT???
Nalitie: *collapses*
Sam: Uhhhhhh..... *brings Raoul up to their bedroom*
Log_Lady: NOT GOOD.... Ummmmm.......... *prods at Nalitie with sonic screwdriver
Nalitie: *wakes up silently crying* Not... good....
Log_Lady: What is it??? *hugs* What's not good?
Sam: *comes down the stairs* What's wrong now?
Nalitie: I... I.... She.... It.... *faints*
Sam: She? Which she?! THERE'S MULTIPLE ONES SHE TALKS ABOUT!!!
Log_Lady: We're all "she"s........
Sam: *slaps Nalitie awake* TELL ME WHO YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT BEFORE I FREAK OUT!!!
Nalitie: *cries* STOP YELLING AT ME!!!!!! *sobbing*
Sam: Ok. Who is "she"?
Nalitie: I... It.... I..... K-k.... *holds up a newspaper article titled "'Emperor' Kaytee and Kathrine Wreak Havoc"*
Log_Lady: This looks very not good......
Sam: *eyes cross* *falls on the floor unconscious*
Log_Lady: Ummmm......
Nalitie; B.. But.. How... I.... CEA..... *shaking violently*
Log_Lady: *puts hands on shoulders, trying to steady her* Calm down. What do we need to do?
Nalitie: HOW ARE YOU SO CALM RIGHT NOW?! *shakes Log_Lady*
Sam: *wakes up suddenly* KAYTEE!!!!! *curls up in a ball rocking back and forth*
VOCÊ ESTÁ LENDO
Random Weirdness
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Lost Trilogy and Then Some (Part 3.5)
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