Mermaid_Man: What about my clothes?
Log_Lady: Hmmmm? Oh... Yeah.... I guess we can't just keep them forever....
Nalitie: We can make Mermaid Man another suit! Then we can!
Log_Lady: YEAH! Hmmm.....
Nalitie: Oh! *takes out a magical microphone thing* *magically creates a copy of Mermaid Man's outfit* Does that work?
Log_Lady: PERFECT! Hey- does your magic microphone do a spell that makes it so Foppy can't take off the suit? That would be hilarious...
Nalitie: No... it only changes outfits... but we can constantly change his outfit back to Mermaid Man's suit!
Log_Lady: Awesome! Since we have that power over him now, maybe we don't have to keep him guarded so heavily.
Nalitie: True... Oh! And I have a Superpower Flash Camera with a filter to take pictures!
Log_Lady: Yay! Alright, so Foppy! Strike a superhero pose!
Nalitie: *readies camera*
Raoul: *the foppiest pose ever*
Nalitie: *takes picture... without filter* Oops...........(endless dots).... Did I break anything?
Raoul: *cowering in ball on ground*
Log_Lady: Just his pride....
Nalitie: *sigh of relief* Oh good, I missed. Um... *puts filter on camera* Let's... try again?
Raoul: *screams*
Log_Lady: *nods*
Nalitie: Shh.... *pets Raoul's head* Don't worry... I have the filter on, see? *takes a picture of a very fragile vase* *fragile vase shatters* oops.... That didn't help, did it?
Raoul: *curls up in (tighter) ball, sobbing*
Nalitie: Uhhhhhhhhh Log_Lady, why don't you go get a... regular... camera.......... *pets Raoul's face in a gesture of friendship*
Log_Lady: Okay... *pulls one out of pocket* Here!
Nalitie: Why don't you take the picture? I think I've done enough damage today.
Log_Lady: POSE FOPPY!
Raoul: *shakily poses*
Log_Lady: *snaps pictures* There we go!
Nalitie: *applauding "wonderful" poses* Wonderful, wonderful! Now do a great one for Sam! She'll love it!
Raoul: *smiles idiotically at the mention of Sam and poses as if he's blowing kisses*
Log_Lady: *takes a picture*
Nalitie: Wonderful! Wonderful, wonderful! Now, uh... how many pictures are we taking? Are we... going to return him to Sam like this? *giggles*
Log_Lady: YES! *grabs Raoul's arm and pulls him back over to Sam's house*
Sam: *opens the front door* OH. MY. GOD.
Raoul: Hi honey! *waves foppishly*
Nalitie: We gave him that makeover!
Sam: WHAT.... WHAT.... WHAT.... WHAT... WHAT THE {Some content has been edited to preserve RW's standards}?!?! *eyes cross* *faints*
Nalitie: EHHHHH NO *rolls away*
Raoul: Sweetie? Are you alright? *bends down and gently pats her cheek*
Log_Lady: I think I'll be leaving you two now! *runs back to house and bolts all of the doors and windows shut*
Sam: *wakes up* SOMEONE'S GONNA DIE. *grins murderously*
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Lost Trilogy and Then Some (Part 3.5)
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