Log_Lady: He's not being humiliated! THESE ARE TEARS OF FREAKING JOY. OKAY???
Raoul: *rocking back and forth, still curled up and crying*
Sandy: Well, hold on there. *analyzes Raoul's tears with some device* These ain't tears of joy! C'mon fellas! Let's get this guy out of here!
Erik: WAIT! HE IS THE VILLAIN!!!!! LET ME TELL YOU A STORY!!!!!! HE STOLE THE WOMAN I LOVED FROM ME BECAUSE OF HIS SUPERIOR LOOKS. AND THEN HE PROCEEDED TO DEVELOP A DRINKING PROBLEM AND WAS VERBALLY ABUSIVE TO HER AND HER SON. SO HE IS THE VILLAIN. *overdramatized sob*
Spongebob: What's a drinking problem? Is that where someone becomes overhydrated? That happens to me sometimes. Is he a sponge too?
Log_Lady: *facepalm* Don't you guys have.... Ya know... Drinks down there in Bikini Bottom?
Spongebob: Um, well, we have... water. And juice. And milk. And tea. And lemonade! And coffee! And.... HOT CHOCOLATE!
Log_Lady: It means that he drank a certain type of thing that makes him really stupid and angry. And he drank it ALL THE TIME.
Spongebob: Huh? Sugar soda makes me crazy sometimes! Is that what you mean?
Log_Lady: Kinda.... Yeah. Sure.
Spongebob: *gasp* BUT I DRINK SUGAR SODA ALL THE TIME! Does that mean I have problems too?
Log_Lady: No. This is a really bad kind of sugar soda that we're talking about.
Nalitie: *sigh* She means alcohol.
All IJLSA members: Huh?
Log_Lady: *rummages through pockets again* *pulls out something leftover from the party* Take a sip. *hands it over*
Squidward: *sniffs it* Ugh, gross. It's so... uncivilized.
Log_Lady: Yeah. That. See? We're the heroes here!
Sandy: *invisibly creeping over to Raoul*
Spongebob: Yeah, but Barnacle Boy said you were evil!
Mermaid Man: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL *screaming like a maniac*
Log_Lady: We aren't!
Erik: *facepalms* Why did I ever agree to this?
Barnacle Boy: I never said you were... you know. I just told them you kidnapped a nice young lady against her will and dressed her in my friend's clothing.
SquidwardL *sigh* Why do I even bother.
Erik: OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT??? *pulls out Punjab* I AM DONE WITH THIS IDIOCY!!!!!
Spongebob: Ooh! Rope! *gets all tangled in it*
Erik: *growls and pulls out spare* *turns to guard Raoul*
Sandy: *very slowly pulls him across the floor*
Erik: He is perfectly happy where he is! *puts Punjab around her neck and tightens it, pulling her away from Raoul*
Sandy: *becomes visible again* Hey! What're y'all doing?
Erik: Taking him back!
Sandy: Why? He.... is.... suffering!
Erik: *uses his crazy awesome ventriloquy skills to make Raoul say "No I'm not"*
Sandy:Hm... *to the other IJLSA members* Alright guys, I guess we're good to go.
IJLSA: *they leave*
Log_Lady: YAY BACK TO THE COSTUMING! Hmmm.... We should pose him and take pictures!!!!!!
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Lost Trilogy and Then Some (Part 3.5)
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