Random Weirdness

Lost Trilogy and Then Some (Part 3.5)

Nalitie: Nah, it works better with the full costume. But we can start with that!

Raoul: *eyes widen* A.... A...... What????? *struggling weakly (because he is a weak fop)*

Nalitie: *giggles* *starts putting Mermaid Man's outfit on him*

Raoul: AAAHHHH IT IS HIDEOUS!!!!!!!!!! *starts bawling*

Nalitie: No, it's superhero-y!

Mermaid Man: What? Oh yeah, and then...

Log_Lady: He said he loves it!

Nalitie: Great! Hey Mermaid Man, check out your fan!

Mermaid Man: What? SPEAK UP. I'M OLD.

Raoul: *sobbing hysterically*

Nalitie: *pets his head* It's not that bad. It's a superhero costume. It makes you cool. Sam will love it.

Log_Lady: Ummmmmm.....

Barnacle Boy: Now you're terrorizing the young lady as well? *pries Log_Lady off of Raoul* What is wrong with you two?

Log_Lady: Those are tears of joy! Because he loves it! Right Foppy?

Raoul: *shakes his head, still bawling* IT LOOKS AAAAAWWWWWFUUUULLL!

Barnacle Boy: Oh you... I'm getting the others. *grabs one of the seashells off of Mermaid Man's bra* *makes a few calls*

Erik: *laughing insanely at Raoul's misery*

Mermaid Man: *cuffs Erik on the back of the head* Stoppit! It's rude to- *falls asleep again*

Erik: Hey! It's funny! *glares* He deserves it.

Sandy: *appears out of nowhere* Y'all better stop right there!

Spongebob: *runs up quickly* Yeah! Laughing at people is rude!

Raoul: *pitiful sniffle* Are you here to save me from these horrible people?

Squidward: I dunno. Do we have to?

Log_Lady:No. You don't have to! He can stay right here.....

Raoul: WAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! *starts bawling again*

Log_Lady: Give it a rest, Foppy... It's not that bad......

Patrick: Hey! Wh... whu... wha... whe.. what's going on here?

Raoul: *curls up in a ball*

Log_Lady: PATRICK!

Patrick: Whut? Do you have any seaberry pie? I'm hungry.

Log_Lady: Ummmm.... *rummages around in pocket* *pulls out pie* Here you go! It's not seaberry, but it's a pie! Might be lawyer or something.....

Patrick: Yay! You must be magical or something *Giggles*

Log_Lady: Yes! Magical Time Lord pockets!

Sandy: Pat, now's not the time for pie? We've got some villains to take down!

Spongebob: Yeah! You won't get away with this! There's... 6 of us!

Log_Lady: Wait, what? I'm not a villain......

Nalitie: Nor am I! We're actually helping people by providing them with humor.

Erik: Yes! We are doing it for the readers' enjoyment!

Spongebob: Humor? What humor is there in humiliating a fellow lady?

Squidward: He's no lady! Long hair is quite fashionable. I used to have it be- before it... fell out.