Random Weirdness

Lost Trilogy and Then Some (Part 3)

Sam: I need to wake up.... I need to.... *curls up in ball*

*yelling behind the wall saying "wake up"* *things fade back to normal*

Nalitie: *shaking Sam again* WAKE UP! WAKE UPWAKEUPWAKEUP!!!!!

Sam: Let me sleep...... *goes and falls onto couch*

*knock on door... AGAIN*

Sam: *gets up slowly and lazily* *trudges over to door and answers it* WHAT. SLEEP GOOD.

Triangle-headed boy: *pushes past Sam and goes inside* Woah! This place is so cool!

Sam: WHAT IN THE WORLD. PHINEAS, GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!!

*a long necked girl, half-T shaped headed boy, a teal platypus, and their parents enter house*

Sam: ALL OF YOU OUT!!!!!! NOW!!!! I DO NOT NEED THE FLYNN-FLETCHER FAMILY GATHERING IN MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW!!!!!

*helicopter lands on their roof* *two people get out and enter house via chimney*

Sam: *goes and lays down on couch clutching head* WAKE UP. WAKE UP. WAKE UP.

Girl (Candace): *turns into Second Dimension self* *places hands on Sam's shoulders* We need to get you out of here! *leads her out the door and down the street to a doorless building*

Sam: NO NOT THIS PLACE!!!!!

*Candace disappears and Nalitie is shaking Sam, who is lying in the middle of the sidewalk by an empty lot*

Sam: My hallucinations are getting worse and worse..... I need to be restrained or something so I don't do that again.......

Nalitie: You can say that again. You walked out of the house acting like a hypnotized chicken and walked here. You're lucky you didn't get run over! *leads Sam back home*

Sam: *lays down on couch* That was odd......

Nalitie: Do you think it would help if I distracted you with an unrelated story with absolutely no elements of your dream or hallucinations? It's about "B"... Er, I mean, it's my math notes...

Sam: No probably not......

Nalitie: Can I read it anyway?

Sam: I SAID NO!

Nalitie: *points at Hope* Can I go in the other room and read it to her?

Sam: Whatever.... I don't care anymore....

Nalitie and Hope: *go into kitchen*

Nalitie: *reading* The hunt was on. Mrs. Etc. was looking for her "B", her line going through a certain point with a certain slope....

Sam: *tries to fall asleep*

*knock on window*

Sam: Leave me alone....... *looks at window*

*is really a branch blowing against window and tapping on it*

Sam: At least it wasn't something crazier.......

*thunderstorm starts*

Sam: Great. This'll just make it worse.

Nalitie: *still reading math note story to Hope*

Hope: *is actually interested in story*

Sam: *slowly starting to fall asleep*

*power goes out and faint evil laughter is heard*

Sam: *screams and clutches head* NOT REAL..... NOT REAL.....

Nalitie: *walks into living room with a candle* Sam? Are you alright? I heard a scream... the power went out; it must be the storm.