Random Weirdness

Lost Trilogy and Then Some (Part 1.5, Lost Ending)

Erik: *tears in his eyes* I'm so sorry... I can see that this all is very important to you all... But I don't remember any of it....

Aria: *on the verge of crying* You don't remember Harmony? Your twin sister?

Erik: I..... I'm sorry..... No....... *reaches out and puts a hand on her shoulder*

Nalitie: *tries to put her head on Erik's shoulder but is too short and ends up just choking herself instead* Did you hit your head?

Erik: Nope... Not severely enough to do any real damage....

Nalitie: *cough* Would you like me to hit it for you?

Erik: No..... *takes a step back and looks fearfully at Nalitie*

Nalitie: *falls off of Erik's shoulder and her pants fall down (but she quickly pulls them back up)*

Sam: *grins evilly* I'LL HIT HIM ON THE HEAD!

Log_Lady: NO!!!! *hisses at Sam* You are to be nice to the fiance here!!!!!!! *tightens her chains*

Sam: OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW! THAT HURTS OW!!

Nalitie: *really concerned over the pants thing* Did you see my underwear? Did you want to?

Log_Lady: WHAT????? *starts rolling around laughing*

Nalitie: *sigh* Spongebob. Perfect for lightening the mood.

Erik: *shocked, backs away more*

Sam: OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW PLEASE UNTIGHTEN OW

Erik's Family (and Rosetta): *is a really confused, crying mess*

Log_Lady: Be nice and I will! AAAWWWWWW IT'S OKAY GUYS!!!!!!! *awkwardly tries to hug them all at once*

Sam: *puppy-dog eyes* Pwease? *continues saying OW over and over again* I promise I'll be nice......... OW.

Log_Lady: *loosens chains and then returns to awkward hug*

Aria: *is done crying* I have an idea... *pulls a Polaroid out of her pocket*

Sam: PLEASE DON'T HAVE A SUPER FLASH THINGY WHATEVER IT'S CALLED IN THAT POCKET BECAUSE I FIND CAMERAS SCARY NOW

Aria: *ignores the screaming Sam* *walks over to Erik and shows him the Polaroid (which is an old family photo, including him WITHOUT a mask)* Does this ring a bell?

Erik: *mouth drops open* *stares at it for a few minutes, just gaping*

Sam: Wow....... NOW I WANNA GET OUT TOO TIGHT IN GENERAL OWIE.

Aria: *looking back and forth awkwardly, not sure what to do* Is this good or bad?

Sam: I'm going to continue blabbing on about random things until someone shuts me up or hmmm.... I may say the name of the baby or something......

Log_Lady: OH HEY GOOD IDEA SAM. *puts duct tape over her mouth* *turns to Aria* Ummm....... You never know with this, until he snaps out of it.....

Sam: *"Dammit. Me and my blabbermouth."*

Nalitie: NOPE CANT DO IT! *rolls out a window*

Aria: *still standing there, waiting for a reaction*

Sam: *"What the heck? Why did she roll out the window? Did anyone else see that or am I just going crazy.........? Wait..... I already am crazy......"*

Erik: That's......... That can't be me.... There were no cameras like that in the 19th century.....

Aria: 19th cent- Oh! Oh yeah, I forgot that our technology on {insert name of planet that I haven't bothered to name yet} is more... advanced than that here on Earth... But this is a real photo, taken... Well, dates are of no importance. One day on Earth is a different day on {insert name here}.

Erik: But.......... It can't be....... I.... I understand how improbable it is that there is a different Erik Destler that looks that way and is the same relative age as me... But I don't remember any of this.....

Sam: *"IT'S SOME WIBBLY-WOBBLY TIMEY-WIMEY STUFF ERIK, OK? ALL OF IT."*

Log_Lady: THE WHOLE POINT OF THE DUCT TAPE IS TO STOP YOU FROM BLABBERING. *sticks another piece on her face*

Aria: No, "Scary Lady", it isn't. It is merely the fact that he was only 2 when this picture was taken and only three when he was sent to Earth, meaning that those memories of his true home are buried under more recent ones.

Sam: *"But my explanation for it was wonderful..... And you know, duct tape doesn't really keep me from talking. It just makes it more hard for you to understand me! AND MY NAME IS SAM BY THE WAY. NOT 'SCARY LADY'."* *successfully gets duct tape off mouth* WOO! YEAH! I'm good at that.

Log_Lady: WAIT I HAVE AN IDEA. WHAT ABOUT WE USE A MEMORY MACHINE THINGY, THAT LETS YOU GO INTO SOMEONE'S BRAIN AND SORT THROUGH THEIR MEMORIES??? I KNOW THE DOCTOR HAS ONE AROUND SOMEWHERE!!!! I'LL GO FIND IT!!!!!!!