Nalitie: *weird, high pitched voice* Oh, it's not very nice to call people mentally messed up. We like to call things like that issues here at Treegrass Institutes.
Sam: WHERE I AM THE SHOCKY CHAIR OPERATOR YAY! AND I AM COMPLETELY UNSTABLE, OK??? I ONLY ACT SANE. SEE??? *completely insane laughter*
Log_Lady: What....?
Lila: I'm really confused...
Small Child: Mommy, what's going on?
Log_Lady: Me too....... Ummm......
Sam: Never mind that. Now.... *teleports out of Erik's grip* Forgot I could do that, huh?
Erik: HEY! THAT'S CHEATING!
Sam: Oh no it's not. Not at all.
Small Child: Mommy? Is that Erik? The long lost brother that Aria and Eeva told me about?
Sam: Oh, and I forgot to show you, I have these now! *sprouts magical wings from her back* This is what I like to call: I went demon hunting and wanted wings. So... If you wanna really catch me, you probably have to use something magic proof.
Small Child: Hey mommy! The scary lady has wings too!
Erik: *laughs* Scary lady indeed.....
Small Child: Are you Erik?
Erik: Yes...... But I'm not sure if I am the right Erik......
Sam: YOU ARE SO CRUEL ERIK! Then again, I have been called scary before so.........
Small Child: *ignores Erik's last statement and hugs his knees*
Sam: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW........
Erik: *stands motionless, completely shocked*
Sam: So........ Uhhh...... Still got that urge to kill something........ Anyone?
Small Child: My big sisters told me about you! They said you're my long lost brubber!
Erik: I don't think I am..... I'm sorry....
Aria and Eeva: *standing silently by the hole*
Sam: Erik, listen to the scary pregnant lady over here.
Erik: WHAT???? *turns around angrily*
Sam: WHOA WHOA BIG GUY I'M JUST GONNA TELL YOU SOMETHING RELATING TO THAT CUTENESS.
Erik: Fine. Then tell me.
Sam: I can tell that IS your family. You may not remember it, but I have this internal voice or something saying that they definitely are.
Erik: No.... The only family I remember wasn't like this......
Aria and Eeva: *still silently watching their little sister*
Sam: Don't you people have like.... A song or something that might trigger a memory or something? You better do this quick, 'cause my killing instinct is VERY MUCH there.
Log_Lady: Sorry about this.. But.... *ties Sam up with those magic-proof chains she keeps in her pocket* No killing yet.
Lila: Maybe... * whispers something in Aria's ear*
Sam: DAMMIT WHY DID I HAVE TO SAY ANYTHING?! *struggling to get out*
Aria: *cant take it anymore* *walks up to Erik (and is much, much shorter)* *looks up at him* Erik?
Erik: Yes?
Aria: Do you remember Brandon, Rosetta's brother? Or... *gets all choked up* Harmony?
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