Random Weirdness

Lost Trilogy and Then Some (Part 1.5, Lost Ending)

Sam: When did I first get knocked out? And how did Nalitie get here?

Hope: You were first knocked out after she "started cutting you open". While you were knocked out, Nalitie escaped and tried to wake you up, but while you were waking up, she was replaced. However, all the people you see now are real. If you don't believe me, you can always check to see if they're knit together.

Sam: "Started cutting me open"?

Hope: When she was going to "take out the baby". It was never real though, which is why you still have the baby.

Sam: Yeah... Kinda figured that. How did I contact Log_Lady?

Hope: Well, you contacted her while Kaytee's trick was still in play; you were never dreaming. She just made it seem like it.

Sam: WHY DID SHE EVEN DO THIS TO ME?!?!?!?!

Hope: I do not know. She and Kathrine must've been testing their new skills and you were the closest person around.

Sam: Ohhh wonderful. YOU KNOW WHAT I WANNA DO TO HER? I WANNA TAKE MY RAZOR, AND RIP OUT EVERY SINGLE ONE OF HER INTERNAL ORGANS. AND THEN GIVE EVERYTHING TO MRS. LOVETT.

Hope: I wouldn't try that.... She keeps everything well guarded and you will be killed in the process. *sigh* She will only lead you into the Utopiosphere, drive you insane, and kill you.

Sam: NOT IF I HAVE A HUGE AMOUNT OF PEOPLE ON MEH SIDE! And anyways, I can't really be made more insane now with what I have gone through over the past few months so..... BUT LOG_LADY?

Log_Lady:...... Ummmm.......

Sam: I WANT TO KILL THIS PERSON. NOW.

Nalitie: NO DONT GO! I... I created her. It's my fault. Don't kill her...

Log_Lady: NO WE NEED HER TO ANSWER QUESTIONS.

Sam: NO I'M GONNA TORTURE THAN KILL HER BECAUSE SHE IS SOOOOO DAMN EVIL.

Nalitie: Don't! I know her power, you'll never succeed.

Erik: *takes Punjab and tackles Sam, catching her with it*

Nalitie: I created her to be a harbinger of destruction. Didn't you read the paper?

Sam: WHAT? WHY ERIK? AND NALITIE, NO, DIDN'T GET A CHANCE.

Erik: DO NOT KILL ANYONE RIGHT NOW. I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT IS GOING ON, BUT I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE TO. AND IF WHOEVER YOU'RE PLANNING ON KILLING IS NECESSARY FOR ANSWERS, THEN I WANT HER ALIVE!

Nalitie: You CANT kill her! It's physically impossible! She has no weaknesses, no heart.

Sam: THAT'S WHY I SAID TORTURE- WHAT??? I CAN AT LEAST RIP HER IN HALF, CORRECT?

Nalitie: *guiltily* no. I had Hope reinforce her with an outer shell of nanofiber yarn, which is indestructable.

Sam: CAN I KILL KATHERINE????? PLEASE???? 'CAUSE I REAAAAALLLLLY WANNA KILL SOMEONE RIGHT NOW. AND DAMMIT LET ME GO ERIK!!!!

Nalitie: She will only come back stronger. That's why people let them destroy their towns.

Erik: NO! This is a serious situation! We can't have your impulsive murderous tendencies worsening it!

Sam: OH MY GOD THAT'S HORRIBLE HORRIBLE- THE LIVES OF THE WICKED SHOULD BE MADE BRIEF! *evil grin*

Log_Lady: STOPPIT SAM. YOU ARE SANE, THAT DOES NOT WORK FOR YOU. TODD IS MENTALLY MESSED UP SO HE CAN GET AWAY WITH IT, BUT YOU ARE A SANE HUMAN SO STOP!!!!!!