Random Weirdness

Lost Trilogy and Then Some (Part 1.5, Lost Ending)

Erik: I'm sorry, but I think you have the wrong person.....

Rosetta: Wrong person? What are you talking about? You are Erik Destler, correct?

Erik: Yes.... That is correct.... *confused*

Rosetta: Then you're very clearly not the Erik I remember. *pauses* You still like roses, right?

Erik: That is also correct.... *takes a step back from her warily*

Sam: *randomly makes a bunch of roses appear* ROSES!

Rosetta: Don't you remember the gardens? Our parents used to bring us. I was the one who showed you that secret section that was full of roses.

Erik: No..... My mother never took me anywhere....

Rosetta: What? *is now very concerned*

Erik: She.... was..... Ashamed of me, I guess. I wasn't allowed to leave, except for when.. Well.... It's not relevant.

Rosetta: I'm beginning to think you hit your head at some point in your life. *calling into hole* Mrs. Destler? I think you might have better luck.

Erik: WAIT! SHE'S HERE??? *hides behind frozen, confused Log_Lady*

Lila: *crawls out of hole* Of course I'm here. I've been waiting forever to see you again. *turns to Sam and Log_Lady* Lila Destler. Pleased to meet you. *shakes their hands*

Sam: Yeah.... I.... Uhhh..... Already know.......

Log_Lady: *grumpy face at Lila and pulls her hand back quickly* So you're his mother?

Lila: Um... Yes...

Erik: *really really confused* No..... I've never seen HER before in my life....

Lila: *really concerned* Perhaps there was a malfunction with the portal...

Log_Lady: Oh, in that case... *extends hand* Log_Lady!

Lila: *shakes her hand* Um... Okay.. What.. Why is he hiding behind you?

Log_Lady: Ummm..... Well.... He has a bad history with his mother.... But seeing as you're not actually her? He can stop... *steps aside*

Lila: *also really really confused* Bad history? Not actually his mother? What? I think I'd recognize my own son...

Erik: I think I would recognize my own mother.

Hope: Can I intervene?

Sam: NO I THINK I'D LIKE TO INTERVENE! I'd personally like to some answers as to WHETHER OR NOT MY BABY WAS ACTUALLY IN DANGER!!!!

Mermaid Man: Nah. It was a trick.

Sam: But that dream was..... So real...... If it was a trick, then why did we find yarn on the floor?

Mermaid Man: It wasn't a dream. It was a virtual reality that was supposed to be like a dream.

Hope: Well... She... They made me... Forced me to make them... All of the people in the dream... We're my handiwork.... *really guilty look*

Sam: Who is she? I'd REALLY like some answers about that trick that happened. And also, did we actually wake up or.... WHY WAS I ON THE FLOOR IN THE FIRST PLACE?!?!

Hope: Between each "stage" she knocked you out, and then you woke back up several minutes later. She- "Emperor" Kaytee- and her assistant, Kathrine, made me knit each and every one of those people in the trick.

Sam: How did I get here? I really don't remember so yeah.......

Hope: You came to find your husband. But it was all a trick from the start. She set it up before you got here and locked us all in the other room.