Cal Hockley updated his status:
'' WiFi i miss you! ''
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Jack: Why? What happened
Cal: It's none of your business
O_O
Jack: Okay... Hello! *unicorn flies*
Cal: Uhh... get out of here.....
Jack: Why? *puppy eyes*
Cal: Because you're so annoying!!
Jack: No i'm not!! *crying baby*
Cal: Yes you are!
Jack: No! No! I'm not! Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!
Cal: O_O I'm not your daddy!!!
Rose: Hi! *falling pizza*
Cal: What! Not again! Uhhh!
Rose: Why? *kitty eyes*
Cal: I HATE CUTENESS
World: ~~~CUTENESS~~~
Cal: Ughhh would you stop doing that?
Planet Earth: Nyahahaha ~~~CUTENESS~~
Cal: You too? Planet Earth? Oh come on!
The Real Planet Earth: Actually that is not my account someone made it.....
People: Ooooh
Cal: I HATE LIFE!
Jack: Why would you hate life? Life is Beautiful
Cal: No it's not...
Rose: Yes it is, you just have to realize it
World: ~~~REALIZE~~~
Cal: Please stop that!!
Planet Earth: Yes i'm beautiful!! touch my body! touch my sexy body! touch my b-b-body! *sexy dance*
Cal: Okay i give up! Life is beautiful.... O_O
Milky Way Galaxy: ~~~YAY!~~
Cal: Mehhh
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If Jack Dawson Had a Social Media
Randomwell, we all know what happened but what if?... thank you for the support! discontinued started: jan 16 2016 ended: jul 25 2016
