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1. When Napoleon wore black silk handkerchiefs around his neck during a battle, he always won. At Waterloo, he wore a white cravat and lost the battle and his kingdom. Hmmm

2. Dolphins can look in different directions with each eye. They can sleep with one eye open.

3.(joke) A boy died and went to heaven, he saw a wall of clocks,under each clock there was a name . The boy (John) looked at a clock which said John Anderson 2002-2016 and he asked one person what does the clock mean?,"If the clock ticks once means you only lied once in your lifetime , if you lie twice the clock will tick two times and so on...You could see mine ticked 13 times I lied thirteen times and yours have ticked 1 time so you only lied ONCE!!" replied the man. "Interesting...where is Barrack Obama"s clock"asked John . The man said " Oh it's in the ceiling of The Jesus's Office,he is using it as a fan."

4. Yo mama so short, she doesn't get high on weed

5. Did you know each time you see a full moon you always see the same side?

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