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dan 💓: where is the houseplant

dan 💓: it's not outside

dan 💓: wHeRe is iT

phil 🔮: r u blind

dan 💓: ??

phil 🔮: the houseplant is behind you.

dan 💓: oh

dan 💓: are you stalking me from your window or something?!

read at 5:15 pm

dan 💓: you twat, open the door !!

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