Fangirl Problems

Never. Eat. An. Apple

If an apple a day, keeps the Doctor away...

1) grab a flamethrower or a lighter
2) open your window
3) THROW ALL OFF THE RUBBISH OUT THE WINDOW AND SEND THEM TO HELL!!!!!! (Including who gave you the apple)
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Friend: want an apple

Whovian: APPLES. ARE. RUBBISH!!! *throws apple away and burns friend*