Fangirl Problems

How we would react while reading a fanfic

Fangirls: *screaming, wheezing, squealing, hyperventilating, and dying*

~later~
News Reporter: a few hours ago, there have been 145, 278, 310, 445 reports of deaths across the globe. There has been no confirmed reason why, but all those who were affected seem to have been 'Fangirls' a large group of people who are obsessed over a particular show/book. So to avoid death, please send your daughter/s to the asylum for treatment.