My Random Book of Random

200th Chapter

Please read the whole thing.

Well, this is Part 200, my last chapter. BUT DON'T FRET! I am now making another book for the sequel.

I am stuck between calling it My Awesome Book of Awesome or My Swag Book of Swag.

Please tell me which one is better because I definitely don't want my new book to be My Lame Book of Lame.

Also, tell your friends to read this new book, whatever it may be called.

Now for the awards:

Most dedicated reader: Tied with PinkLover249 and Kawaiian17 !

Most annoying reader: MEALS1E !
(You are a very kind sister 💜💜)

Most funny comments: Once again, Kawaiian17 !

Best butt: My beautiful dog, Angus!

Most stupidly random and awesome person to write in this book: ALSO ANGUS!! No, just kidding, that goes to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

And overall award for everything:
MY FACE!

Now that these freakish award ceremony is over, I would like to tell you that I am genuinely about to cry. Just kidding.

Remember that video that I wanted you to watch? It is called Scare Prank Scared Into Singing Chandelier

Go watch that, I LOLED!

But, in all seriousness,

MY LIFE IS A LIE!

Remember that my name is Eva, pronounced EE-VA, not Ava. And not like WallE either.

This is EvaLturtleluva, signing out for the last time.