I am counting down the days until mah birthday!!! I am turning __ on the seventh of August.
You know that moment when you open, like, a peanut butter or something and you want to put your knife through it first? That is happening right now!!
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I just impaled former peanuts. Like being crushed once isn't enough for them...
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My Random Book of Random
RandomThat randomly has more votes or views than any of the other books that I actually put effort into. But, oh well...
