My Random Book of Random

Noses

Welcome to another chapter, filled with weird adventures that I embark on. IN MY DREAMS!

So, my friend from school told me to get four things: Noses, handcuffs, a chair, and...
Voldemort!
I got all of the stuff, and after school, we handcuffed Voldemort to a chair. At first, I didn't know what was going on, but then she started to wave the noses in front of Voldemort's face. He was screaming, and he said:
"Please stop! I'll tell you a story!"
My friend and I were like:
"Ok!"
So he said:
"It was before Harry Potter, that I traveled to a place of sickness and despair: The Scorch. No one there could say my name, so they gave me the female name of 'Rose.' I was sad, because everyone had noses. So I did the obvious thing by cutting off all of there noses.
The end."

Half of this was a day dream, but it is still a dream.