Exo Reactions

Accidentally hitting them:

Suho- Lectures you on the importance of being conscious of your actions whilst checking where you hit him for marks

Baekhyun- Gets genuinely hurt because he's a little bitch

Tao- "Wawww Jagiya! I taught you well!" *holds back the tears*

Luhan- "That didn't hurt! I'm a manly man!" Pretends he needs the toilet and instead pep-talks himself in the mirror "come on luge, pull yourself together...."

Kai- "What was that?"

Y: "Oh probably Monguu or jjanguu jumping on the sofa...." *scared for your life*

Kai- "................oh....."

Chen- *Silently gets up and walks into the bedroom to grab a pillow before beating you mercilessly with it until you apologise*

Y: "I'm so sorry! It was an accident!"

Kris- "That's okay sweetie...." *whispers* "bitch....."

Y: "huh?"

Kris- "Oh nothing, I didnt say anything"

Chanyeol- pretends to be hurt when in reality he's internally laughing at how weak you are..

Xiumin- "I forgive you, but once more and they won't find the body.."

Sehun- hits you back because maknae don't give af

Lay- "Why did you hit me?" gets genuinely upset because he doesn't understand..

Kyungsoo- Resists the urge to "accidentally" snap your neck..