Person: Eww Taylor Swift is using EOS I'm going to stop using them
Me: Taylor Swift is breathing. Why don't you stop that too!!!
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The Swiftie Bible
Fanfictionthis story was made in the 1989 era, new jokes have been made and these are like hella old BUT STILL FUNNY new reputation era jokes coming soon... 1...2...3 LETS GO BITCH
Verse 93
Person: Eww Taylor Swift is using EOS I'm going to stop using them
Me: Taylor Swift is breathing. Why don't you stop that too!!!
