OH MY GERD~

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Me: OH ME GERD.

Friend: What?

Me: LOOK AT AMERICA'S EYES.

Friend: Yeah...what about them?

Me: AMERICA HAS F*CKING STARS IN HIS EYES.

Friend: Yeah...so?

Me: STARS.

Hetalian friend: god bless America.

Me: THE STARS ARE NIGHT
ARE BIG AND BRIGHT.

Hetalian friend: DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXAS.

Friend: Uh...I'll just be going now...

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