Creepypastas X Cute Abused Baby Reader

meeting l.j

As you were eating with e.J then a super weird clown appeared behind you. you then whined out you couldn't see him but you sure as hell could smell,hear,feel him. He even tried to poke your unopened eye out! If it weren't for e.J turning around you eyeball would be like a shushkabob on his finger "HAHAHAHA who's the kiddo HAHAHAHA?" He asked e.j sounded very annoyed and held you tightly to his chest not tight enough to hurt anything but tight enough to make you feel like you want to puke, so you did, puking all over e.j's pants hoodie face/mask hair shoes and shirt he was taken back by this but then when he knew why he apologized "sorry (y/N) but I can't risk you with L.J even if it means you barfing all over me" seeing and hearing this L.J broke out into a fit of laughter "HAHHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA phew good one kid HAHAHAHA" then you had an idea (this is part of the next chapter but I wanna do it now so ya) 'hey I'm magical maybe I can do magic! I mean everything I say is probably magic anyways!' That's when you chanted and actual spell "begdhjsbejdhxjzjshdjsbjekh*insert gibberish here*" then L.j. lit fire and then was almost drowned by a long splash of salt water getting into his eyes then long autumn and winter winds making him cold and shivering the first stage of hipothermea then he completely was solid because he was (A/N omfg I like JUST now noticed it was all curvy GOD DAMN IT ALL) inside of a weird ice container known as the death penalty. But you could still hear the annoying laughs of him so you decided to do something about it since you couldn't walk yet and you had no face instead for alien like eyes that haven't opened yet (sorry for making you look ugly I mean I'm not very good). You telaported infront of the ice on your stomach and this creeped out L.J your whole face opened up with eyes and he began screaming, it even made a weird sound! But then as quickly as they came they were gone but you did float into the air but you being a new born 'am I being held? In that case I'm hungry wait.......WHERES THE GROUND oh wait now I see-OMG WHERES THE GROUND!!!!' E.J noticing your fear of not feeling the ground but was very scared of the whole 'eyes everywhere' type of this he wasn't really into eyes yet he was just starting on kidneys! Now there's a new idea in town! Wtf? But he cautiously picked you up and fed you kidney thing is it wasnt mashed he held it towards your mouth and this scared him very greatly (lol made of a word...noboby?....no? Okay) razor sharp shark like teeth sprang from your gums but your gums weren't open yet but you didn't feel it you bit down on the kidney send juices of it going everywhere but you quickly swallowed the kidney bottom and screamed to make him keep feeding you L.J saw this but dared not to laugh
Cliff hanger!!!no I'm just kidding
He quickly obeyed and it was a personal record a huge kidney five inches in like two seconds! He was upset he was sharing his food with a newborn For Christ sakes! But for the bloody Merry he was afraid of you plus he had an attachment to you.
Okay guys I'm gonna leave that there and the next one involves a lot of peps catching on fire just so ya know

STAY BLOODY MY KILLERS