"We can fight the Smarts with the Great Feather Duster!" I cried. "Since I am the reason for its existence, carry me into battle on a golden throne made of golden peppers and I want to wear a golden headdress and be a happy potato!"
"Yay!" said Quiggle.
"Yay!" said Snickerdoodledaddle.
"Quack!" said Dotty.
So all the citizens carried me into battle while I held the feather duster. The Smarts didn't expect a thing!
"Dirty dirty dusty dusty!" I screamed, whacking a Smart with the feather duster. "EVIL DUSTY THINGIEMABOBBER!"
Later, some misfortune overcome the warriors. Me, Dotty, Quiggle, and Snickerdoodledaddle were captured and put in a Smart dungeon.
"It's too smart in here!" I moaned.
"QUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCKKKY!" shrieked Dotty, banging her head against the bars.
Quiggle and Snickerdoodledaddle just sighed.
We got a visitor the next day. "Hi I'm Coco I work at Walmart I'm bad at everything YAY!"
"Coco, you seem like a very yummy thing, but I wanna get out!" I pouted.
"Oh I will but I'm bad at everything so ya," Coco replied cheerfully.
"So do it!" I yelled.
Coco got a key out of her pocket. But then she dropped it. She picked it up and it fell through the drain.
"NO! Bad Coco, bad Coco!" whined Snicker.
"Neva fear, Coopy is here!" cried a Crazy sounding voice. A ten foot tall squirrel spun into the room wearing a red cape. "Coopy loves to eat bars. Coopy shall eat your bars, and friends shall be free!"
Coopy gnawed through all the bars and me and my friends flew out. "Hank you Coopy!" cried Quiggle as they ran out the door...
... and were cornered by a man one foot tall.
"Ah!" screamed Snicker.
"I terrifying, yes children?" said the man. He smiled, revealing shark teeth.
"We will fight you, sharky!" I said, drawing my secret weapon - my potato sword.
"Quack!" agreed Dotty, shaking her tail threateningly.
The man looked scared. When we advanced, he ran away screaming.
"High five!" I yelled .
Then a dinosaur approached us.
