I hear this on TV all the time.
With this new medicine you can release back pain! You will be as good as new!
Common side effects are vomit, cancer, diarrhea, chocking, allergic reactions, and DEATH!!! Take that risk so you can haz a good back or skin! Wtf!
This specific add said "Do not take (Insert Name) if you are Allergic to (Insert Name)!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!
YOU ARE READING
The Weirdoes Guide to Random
RandomThis a book filled with poop your pants and laugh out loud stuffzes . It is also very random BE WARNED YOU MIGHT DIE OF... lol you will die for reasons Yeah I'm a genius