Once an Alien came to earth, he didn't know any English.
He was walking along one day, when he heard someone say the word, "YES!" loudly.
He went to a restaurant and heard a waiter say, "Forks and Knives,"
He went to a candy store and heard, "HE STOLE MY LOLLIPOP!!!!"
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A little while after there was a murder, the police came to interview him.
Police: Did you kill this Man?
Alien: YES!
Police: What did you kill him with?
Alien: Forks and Knives
Police: Why did you kill him?
Alien: HE STOLE MY LOLLIPOP!!!!