Islamic Facts and jokes

joke

A bit long, sorry!

= for husband

_ for wife

=did you withdraw money from my account today?

_ umm I don't remember.

= please try to refresh Your memory.

_ maybe..

= it's a yes or no question. Did you or did you not?

_ yes I did, so what?

= why didn't you ask me if I need this money or not? Now all my work will stop.

_ a few thousands will stop your work? And wait a minute, why didn't you tell me that your account has increased, but of course you never tell me anything.

= I'm sorry I Wa-

_ you don't even care! Remember when we were at gigi's wedding and I told you I'm tired and I left with my father. Did you call? No.

= you missed your family and yo-

_ why can't you just say that you did wrong and apologize?

= I've just did three minutes ago

_ oh so you said that to shut me up.

=..........

_ it's my fault, they all told me not to marry you, but I was stupid enough to ignore them.

=  please stop crying.

_ now all of them will say I told you so.

= please stop crying or Wallahi I will jump from the balacone.

_ why didn't I agree on my cousin hazem's proposal, do you see how much he spoils his wife. But no I have to go after you.

=(the husband goes to the balacone and jumps off )

_ (she went to look at his dead body) did you think that jumping from the seventh floor will solve the problem?
And with that she closed the curtains and went to her room. XD