"You!" Screamed A Frightened Obama. "What Are You Doing Here?" Obama Looked At An Angry Trump. "I'm Here To Become The New President Of The United States Of America." Trump Assured. "I Would Have Simply Just Taken Over Your Role, But In Order To Take Control Of The White House I Need To Beat You In An Election." Trump Groaned. "Deres No Way In Hell I'm Going Through Another Election." But Then Suddenly, Trump Pulled Out A Gun. Obama Raised His Sword Art Online Manga. "I Will Sing The Theme Song." Threatened Obama. Trump Stared At Him For A Moment, And Slowly Lowered His Gun. "But, I Will Do A Karaoke Battle... To The Death." Obama Suggested. Trump Realized This Was A Reasonable Way To Become President, So He Nodded In Approval. "Ladies First." Obama Smiled, Roasting Trump. Trump Began To Rage, But Got His Cool Back Nearly Immediately. Trump Raised His Fists And Lowered Them Slowly, While Saying Some Magic Words, And He Transformed Into A Mystical Llama. Obama Did The Same, And Colors Began Exploding In The Background, And The Song "Believix" From Winx Club Began Playing, As He Transformed Into A Magical Unicorn. Trump Pulled Out A Microphone, And Chandelier Instrumental Began Playing. -I'm Lazy So I Just Copied And Pasted The Lyrics-
"Party girls don't get hurt
Can't feel anything, when will I learn
I push it down, push it down
I'm the one "for a good time call"
Phone's blowin' up, they're ringin' my doorbell
I feel the love, feel the love
1, 2, 3 1, 2, 3 drink
1, 2, 3 1, 2, 3 drink
1, 2, 3 1, 2, 3 drink
Throw 'em back, till I lose count
I'm gonna swing from the chandelier, from the chandelier
I'm gonna live like tomorrow doesn't exist, like it doesn't exist
I'm gonna fly like a bird through the night, feel my tears as they dry
I'm gonna swing from the chandelier, from the chandelier
But I'm holding on for dear life, won't look down won't open my eyes
Keep my glass full until morning light, 'cause I'm just holding on for tonight
Help me, I'm holding on for dear life, won't look down won't open my eyes
Keep my glass full until morning light, 'cause I'm just holding on for tonight
On for tonight
Sun is up, I'm a mess
Gotta get out now, gotta run from this
Here comes the shame, here comes the shame
1, 2, 3 1, 2, 3 drink
1, 2, 3 1, 2, 3 drink
1, 2, 3 1, 2, 3 drink
Throw 'em back till I lose count
I'm gonna swing from the chandelier, from the chandelier
I'm gonna live like tomorrow doesn't exist, like it doesn't exist
I'm gonna fly like a bird through the night, feel my tears as they dry
I'm gonna swing from the chandelier, from the chandelier
But I'm holding on for dear life, won't look down, won't open my eyes
Keep my glass full until morning light, 'cause I'm just holding on for tonight
Help me, I'm holding on for dear life, won't look down, won't open my eyes
Keep my glass full until morning light, 'cause I'm just holding on for tonight
On for tonight
On for tonight
'Cause I'm just holding on for tonight
Oh, I'm just holding on for tonight
On for tonight
On for tonight
'Cause I'm just holding on for tonight
'Cause I'm just holding on for tonight
Oh, I'm just holding on for tonight
On for tonight
On for tonight..." Trump The Llama Finished, Taking A Breath.
Obama Simply Chuckled, And Called Upon The Magical Microphone, And Sang/Rapped His Heart Out, To Bang Bang.
"She got a body like an hourglass
But I can give it to you all the time
She got a booty like a Cadillac
But I can send you into overdrive oh
You've been waiting for that
Stop, hold up, swing your bat
See anybody could be bad to you,
You need a good girl to blow your mind, yeah
Bang bang into the room (I know you want it)
Bang bang all over you (I'll let you have it)
Wait a minute let me take you there (ah)
Wait a minute 'til ya (ah)
Bang bang there goes your heart (I know you want it)
Back, back seat of my car (I'll let you have it)
Wait a minute let me take you there (ah)
Wait a minute 'til ya (ah)
She might have let you hold her hand in school
But I'mma show you how to graduate
No, I don't need to hear you talk the talk
Just come and show me what your Momma gave (Oh yeah)
You've got a very big shh
Mouth but don't say a thing
See anybody could be good to you,
You need a bad girl to blow your mind
Bang bang into the room (I know you want it)
Bang bang all over you (I'll let you have it)
Wait a minute let me take you there (ah)
Wait a minute 'til ya (ah)
Bang bang there goes your heart (I know you want it)
Back, back seat of my car (I'll let you have it)
Wait a minute let me take you there (ah)
Wait a minute 'til ya (ah) (you know what girls? Let me show you how to do)
It's Myx Moscato, it's frizz in a bottle
It's Nicki full throttle, it's oh, oh
Swimming in the grotto, we winning in the lotto
We dipping in the pot of blue foam, so
Kitten so good, it's dripping on wood
Get a ride in the engine that could, go
Batman robbin' it, bang, bang, cockin' it
Queen Nicki dominant, prominent
It's me, Jessie, and Ari
If they test me they sorry
Ride us up like a Harley, then pull off in this Ferrari
If he hanging we banging
Phone ranging, he slanging
It ain't karaoke night but get the mic 'cause I'm singing
B to the A to the N to the G to the uh
B to the A to the N to the G to the hey
See anybody could be good to you,
You need a bad girl to blow your mind, your mind (okay)
Bang bang into the room (I know you want it)
Bang bang all over you (I'll let you have it)
Wait a minute let me take you there (ah)
Wait a minute 'til ya (ah)
Bang bang there goes your heart (I know you want it)
Back, back seat of my car (I'll let you have it)
Wait a minute let me take you there (ah)
Wait a minute 'til ya (ah)
Bang bang into the room (I know you want it)
Bang bang all over you (I'll let you have it)
Yo, I said
Bang, bang
Bang, bang, bang, bang
Bang, bang, bang
Bang, bang, bang, bang
Bang bang there goes your heart (I know you want it)
Back, back seat of my car (I'll let you have it)
Wait a minute let me take you there (ah)
Wait a minute 'till ya (ah)..." Obama Finished.
The Magical Microphone Began Blasting Colors. "W-What's Going On?!?!?!?" Trump Stuttered. Obama Laughed. "The Magic Of... Believix" Obama Untransformed From A Unicorn, And Sprouted Wings. As The Song Played, Obama Screamed, "MAGIC OF THE DRAGON FLAMEEE (Or Whatever Bloom Says I Haven't Seen That Show Since Like 3rd Grade)!!" He Shot Trump Straight Through The Chest, And Trump Exploded Into Millions Of Rainbow Particles. Obama Fell To His Knees, And Looked Up. "I've Come A Long Way.." Obama Whispered. "And I Cant Stop Here.."
