Disconnected / h.s.

twenty eight

A/N:

SURPRISE HERE'S A DOUBLE UPDATE

IM SO PROUD OF MYSELF

- Mia x

OH AND HOLLA TO MY 'GIRLS' READERS, THAT WILL BE UPDATED NEXT :)

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me : harry

H : natalie

me : Woah that was heLLA QUICK

H : ikr

me : well im settled into my dorm room :))))) and now im just sitting on my new bed and watching netflix all cozy yus

H : wish we could netflix and chill :/

me : 5 minutes into netflix and chill and she gives you this look

×_×

H : LOL DEAD

me : psst guess what i have to tell u a secret

H : teeeelll meeee

me : promise me you wont tell anyone this though

H : promise omg what is it babe

me : ilysm

H : ilyt now whats the secret

me : that was the secret, that ilysm

H : wooooow

WOOOOOOOW

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

WOW

I love ya

me : hehe

H : oh and basically louis caught me

me : caught you doing wut

H : taking a dick pic lel

me : AWKWARDDD

H : its cool louis slapped my dick and it hurt

me : OMFG HAHAHSHAHA

hE SLAPPED IT BUT WHY

NOT THE BABY MAKER

H : IDK BUT IT HURT IT STARTED THROBBING IT WAS PAINFUL

me : WHY WOULD YOU TELL ME YOUR DICK STARTED THROBBING

I CANT UNREAD THAT OH MY GSOFD

H : it throbs for you ;))))

me : GOTTA BLAST

!1! $!!

H : GOTTA ZAYN

me : what's a zayn

H : lol he's this guy

me : v descriptive

H : its this guy that louis hates aha

me : WHY WOULD YOU RANDOMLY JUST USE HIS NAME THOUGH

H : bC he is A TRAITOR

me : what

H : long story short,