Disconnected / h.s.

seventeen

Harry : hi babyyy ♡

Me : hi cutie

Harry : oh god i dont have any pants on haha

Me : its cool LET THEM LEGS BREATHE

i was looking through your photos on instagram and damn son thOSE JEANS ARE SUFFOCATING

Harry : THEY ARENT TBH

Me : THEY ARE HOW DOES YOUR DICK BREATH, ITS SLOWLY DYING IN THERE I THINK

It screams at you daily saying, "NIGGA LET A NIGGA BREATHE

Harry : IM DEAD

Me : actually no, your blood circulation is though

Harry : you know what i noticed

Me : wat

Harry : that you're so used to insulting me

Me : its called being an honest girlfriend

Harry : frick you

Me : o

Harry : lol ;) ;) :)

Harry : and hey imy

Me : i miss you too haz

Harry : *hugs*

Me : im watching tarzan on disney channel rn

Harry : aw i love that movie

Me : you remind me of baby tarzan omg im gonna cry frick

Harry : IM NOT AN APE TODDLER

Me : you kind of are

Harry : fine if you say so

Me : oh god i actually adore tarzan sm iT MAKES ME MISS YOU MORE UGH

Harry : omg okay so the other day i was looking on this cool website right

Me : "cool" yeah sure

Harry : but it was a website full of tHESE HILARIOUS JOKES i was dead

Me : im dying inside

Harry : nat listen this one was my favourite

Me : im getting ready to cringe v hard

Proceed

Harry : what did Jay Z call Beyonce before they got married?

Feyonce lol get it

hHAHAHA

Me : my phone just literally fell on my face after reading that what even was that

Harry : oh please it wasnt that bad

Me : i just told my mom the joke and she laughed so hard

You have the humor of a fourty year old woman how does that feel

Harry : yoU ARE SUCH A BULLY

Me : but ily

Harry : this is clearly a love hate relationship *looks off into the sunset dramatically*