Aries: C'mon, you can't stay mad at your boyfriend's best friend.
Taurus: I got hit in the balls with a ball playing foosball
Gemini: Wait, I need to look more thug.
Cancer: I'm not a weeb!
Leo: Go die in a hole.
Virgo: I don't believe in love.
Libra: Are you chillangin?
Scorpio: I just want to throw her in a ditch and set her on fire.
Sagittarius: Make babies!
Capricorn: Chill. Are you chill? You're not chill. Chill.
Aquarius: Winter is cute.
Pisces: My mom's making me wear a cup, and that thing's moving all over the place.
STAI LEGGENDO
Zodiac Signs
RandomI'll give some scenarios between signs, some that actually happened and some that didn't. Also, I'll probably just put a bunch of random stuff~
