The only effective method

==> Bannke: react to poorly hidden paleflirting

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In which a violetblood seadweller accepts the pale avances of a rustblood everybody thought he was black for

Notes: Moriallegiance is one of trolls' romatic interactions. It's kinda like being best friends, but all fluffy and cute, and based on pity. Moriails calm and comfort each other. Its symbol is a pink diamond (the cards one), and it's also called "pale romance". It's kinda cute that pale porn is made of cuddling and shooshpapping. Like, holy shit trolls, you're all such nuns... Kismessitude instead is another kind of romance based on rivalry/hate. Yep. On the trolls' planet sleeping with your worse enemy is normal and encouraged. That's pitch romance.
Seadwellers are trolls that can breath underwater. Dunno why but I think it fits with my Bonnie's personality.

--pirateFox [PF] started trolling purpleSilk [PS]

[PF]: uMMM...

[PS]: WH47 15 17, FJ0XXY?

[PF]: sO, YEAH.

[PF]: i WAS WONDERING.

[PF]: ... pLEASE PROMISE ME YOU WON'T KILL ME.

[PS]: WH47 15 17. 1'M N07 60NN4 H17 Y0U. W3'R3 N07 3V3N 1N 7H3 54M3 R00M R16HT N0W. JU57 5P1LL 17.

[PF]: uH, OKAY...

[PF]: sO.

[PF]: i'MJUSTFEELINGSOBADFORYOURLUSUSANDiKINDAWISHTOMAKEYOUFEELBETTER.

[PS]:

[PS]: 15 7HI5 WH47 1 7H1NK 17 15

[PS]: FJ0XXY, 4R3 Y0U 45K1N6 M3 0N 4 P4L3D473

[PF]: i

[PF]: yEAH

[PF]: yEAH i AM

[PF]: ... bANNKE? aRE YOU THERE?

[PS]:

[PS]: FJ0XXY

[PS]: WH47 M4K35 Y0U 7H1NK 7H15 15 3V3N R3M073LY 4 600D 1D34

[PF]: i

[PF]: uH

[PF]: tHAT HOPELESS?

[PS]: 7H3 0NLY QU4DR4N7 1 533 F0R U5 W0ULD 83 K15M35517UD3, 1F 4NY7H1N6

[PF]: uH

[PSLF]: i SEE, i GUESS

[PF]: iT'S JUST THAT, YOU KNOW. i DON'T HATE YOU. aLL i CAN DO IS PITYING THE FUCK OUT OF YOU.

[PS]: 0H MY 60D, FJ0XXY PL3453 D0N'7

[PF]: bUT IT'S TRUE!

[PF]: yOU HAVE NO IDEA, ALL THE PORNOGRAPHIC FANTASIES

[PS]: D0N'7

[PS]: 7H15 W1LL 83 4WKW4RD 45 H3LL F0R U5 807H L473R

[PF]: i WANT TO SHOOSHPAP YOU DAMNIT

[PS]: 0H MY 60D, 1F 50M30N3 R34D5 7H15 CH47 1 W1LL L0CK MY53LF 1N MY R00M, 1 5W34R 70 7H3 C0ND35C3

[PF]: pLEASE MAN JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE

[PS]: U6H

[PS]: Y0U KN0W WH47? F1N3. 1F JU57 70 3ND 7H15 4WKW4RD C0NV3R54710N.

[PF]: aRE YOU SAYING YOU ACCEPT MY AVANCES?

[PS]: 1'M 7H3 M0R141L 0F 4N 1D1O7.

[PF]: i PITY YOU TOO <>

[PS]: WH473V3R

[PS]: <>

--pirateFox [PF] stopped trolling purpleSilk [PS]

I don't normally ship Fonnie (I don't like to ship the animatronics), but I think they're cute as moriails.