Sarcastic Italian bitch, teen, girl with opinions the hivemind disagrees with, bi, atheist/agnostic, shipper, filthy Homestuck, Witch of Doom and Johnkat trash. FEAR ME.
(Where do all these new followers come from wtf)
  • Whiterun, Skyrim, Tamriel
  • JoinedSeptember 20, 2015


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sarcasticGear sarcasticGear Mar 05, 2017 10:16AM
Reasons I ain't writing anything lately:SchoolDepressionI got a brand new stalkerIdentity crisis that may or not may be tied to the second pointI forgotI'm lazyI'm sorry
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Let the Slaughter begin by sarcasticGear
Let the Slaughter begin
A FNaF x Huger Games mashup. Kinda. A.K.A, In Which A Peasant In A Dystopic Empire Is Sent Into An Arena Ful...
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The only effective method by sarcasticGear
The only effective method
A series of oneshots inspired by the Homestuck AU I want to write. Can be understood even if you don't read H...
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A tale of mermans and witchdoctors by sarcasticGear
A tale of mermans and witchdoctors
In which Fritz is a witchdoctor, Vincent is skeptical and a poor merman Scott suffers because of their sheani...
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