Sarcastic Italian bitch, teen, girl with opinions the hivemind disagrees with, bi, atheist/agnostic, shipper, filthy Homestuck, Witch of Doom and Johnkat trash. FEAR ME.
(Where do all these new followers come from wtf)
  • Whiterun, Skyrim, Tamriel
  • JoinedSeptember 20, 2015


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sarcasticGear sarcasticGear Mar 05, 2017 10:16AM
Reasons I ain't writing anything lately:SchoolDepressionI got a brand new stalkerIdentity crisis that may or not may be tied to the second pointI forgotI'm lazyI'm sorry
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Stories by Ugh, Golden Beryl's at it again.
Do You Remember What Day It Is? by sarcasticGear
Do You Remember What Day It Is?
An important day in the lives of the Hyrulean heir and her soon to be consort shows how wrong the ideas every...
Ship Happens. by sarcasticGear
Ship Happens.
Humorous, short Homestuck oneshots, featuring shipping, xenobiology, headcanons and randomness. I accept requ...
The bunny who bullied the bear by sarcasticGear
The bunny who bullied the bear
(read the story and the title will make sense I swear) inspired by "Misery", a work by KuweenKat (y...