i was nervous as i walked into his hotel room... what will we do???
dr. phil knocked me down onto the bed, surprisnly because i am a bobs bugs be gone guy and he is just a tv host... i am stronger maybe not as emotionally as him but definitionly physically.
he straddled me and just as he brought his lips closer to me, he barfed. EW!!!!1!1 i pushed the bastard off of me and spit out the puke out of my mouth... i am infected!!! no i will not turn into a zombie but i am dr. phil ill. like one direction infection or bieber fever i am dr. phill ill.
i know dis may be silly for me to say but i wish i swallowed his barf. but i will never forget the taste forever in my mouth. vodka and a nice spaghetti meal!
once phil, i don't want to be rude but i he is not my doctor so i will not call him dr. phill. i only call dr. wangalangafangadang doctor. anyways once phil finished his barfing, i head over to him and petted his neck. it was so veiny i was falling in love with him even more by seconds, minutes, hours, and days.
what about amy?
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The Vacation That Changed Everything (Bob Duncan Fan Fic)
FanfictionBob and Amy? They were the perfect couple. Along came brown eyes and a heartbeat that were more toxic than any drugs and alcohol combined. He changed everything.
