"bobby get out of the bathroom youve been in there for a long time!!! i have to wax my legs!!!! ugh" amy said knocking. she is so annoying cant she see that i am very emotional and in need of a long hot bath!!!
"fuck off!! ill see u when ur niall but u happen to be amy"
"i wanted to marry fabio but i ended up marrying you!! we dont always get what we want bob. ding ding ding oh what was that? oh the elevator cause you're not on my level. i won this fight. now get out of the bathroom or im gonna get you out myself."
"yah nice try i weigh 269 while you only weigh 156." she is such a bitch sometimes !!
"HOW DARE YOu??? THAT WAS SO INSULTING I WEIGH 122!!" amy broke in and pinched my ear.
"ow ow ow ow ow" it really hurt i cried :'( amy locked the bathroom door and started waxing.
"idk why you even wax!!" i stormed out our room bumping into the kids along the way, "GET OUt OF MY WAY"
i am so mad i can hit something!! i grabbed the first person i see which is some bald man with his back towards me and i turned him around and punched him!! i am such a badass.
"OW WHAT THE FUCK?? ITS YOU AGAIN!! I WILL SUE!! I WILL S-U-E, SUE!!"
oh my gawd i just punched dr phil in the face i am so sorry god pls forgive me i dont wanna go to hell!!!
"oh my goodness i am so sorry!! that was by accident i thought i saw a fly on your face and i wanted to kill it!!"
"yah rite!! i am going back to my hotel rn and suing the shit out of you!!" as he said that i couldn't help but shart 😥
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The Vacation That Changed Everything (Bob Duncan Fan Fic)
FanfictionBob and Amy? They were the perfect couple. Along came brown eyes and a heartbeat that were more toxic than any drugs and alcohol combined. He changed everything.
