This can't be real... {Markiplier and FNAF fanfiction}

Chapter 17: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

" (play the video) " I scream out of terror and I turn to see Freddy creeping behind me.

"Jesus that was loud..." He massages his ears and I sheepishly smile.

"What do you want?" I ask as I take another bite of my waffle.

"You looked lonely." He responded and sat across from me, placing his drink and plate down in front of him.

"Oh, okay." I smile while drinking my tea, I look off to everyone else who are laughing and joking about.

"I hope you don't feel weird about me telling everyone that I had a crush on you." He scratches his face.

"It's fine! Don't worry about it." He nods while taking a bite of his waffle. I take a bite of mine and a chunk falls off on my exposed breasteses. I awkwardly pick it off and use my sleeve to wipe away crumbs and syrup. I look back up to see Freddy's eyes fixed on them.

I cough which gets his attention as he blushes a bit.

"You're not as badass as you present yourself to be." I state as I finish my waffles and tea.

"What's that supposed to mean?" He defensively asks.

"You pretend to be this mean and badass character when you're a coward when talking to women." I explain and walk off to the kitchen with my mug and plate. I hear footsteps behind me and I spot Mark bringing in his washing up, I smile at the sight of him.

He dumps the plate and mug on the side and immediately kisses me. Our lips seem to mold together perfectly as he suddenly stops and hugs me tightly. He then takes a deep breath then takes me by the hand and leads me to the stage, where I join the circle of people.

Freddy walks past and takes everyone's washing up. I see Foxy next to Chica, his hand on her leg. I turn to Mark and I crawl on his lap, cuddling into him slightly. Freddy then sits in between Foxy and Bonnie.

"Let's play truth or dare." Bonnie says playfully and we all seem to agree since we are bored.

"I'll go first, Chica, truth or dare?" Bonnie asks a slightly distracted Chica.

"Ummm dare." She smiles.

"I dare you to... Lick my shoe!" He sticks his foot in front of her face and she reluctantly licks the bottom of it. Euuurggggh. She spits out multiple times, then turns to me.

"Truth or Dare." She raises an eyebrow.

"Dare." I say quickly without actually thinking what would happen.

"I dare you to kiss Freddy." She laughs evilly as I feel Mark tense up. Freddy stands up with his hands in his pocket while giving Chica a slight smile. I stand up too and I lean in slightly to kiss him for only one second the lips, but Freddy quickly wraps his hands around my head and waist and basically sucks the life out of me.

I try to push him away but end up walking a few steps backwards, I then fall off the stage. Flat onto my butt as he eventually lets go.

I stand up and immediately sit back into Marks lap as he cuddles me.

"I'm sorry." I whisper into his ear, then turn to Bonnie.

"Truth or Dare." I ask curiously.

"Dare!" He shouts.

"I dare you to kiss Mark." I laugh evilly to myself as Mark gives me a look of horror.

"Okay, get up big boy." Bonnie jokes as he watches Mark stand up, I slide off of him and lay on my back with my head in Chica's lap. Bonnie begins to lean in then Mark runs off the stage.

"I can't do this!!!!" He screams while running in circles. I hold my stomach in laughter since he looks as if he was a dog chasing his tail, he soon returns to the stage as Bonnie kisses him on the cheek. I giggle as Mark sits back down with a distraught look on his face. Bonnie smirks over at him.

I look up to the ceiling to see something crawling about, after squinting my eyes a few times it seems to be a pretty big spider. I keep my eyes on it to make sure it doesn't move out of sight, but after I blink it disappears. I shrug it off, maybe my eyes were just tricking me.

"Truth or Dare Foxy?" Mark asks Foxy, I look up from Chica's lap to see them making out. A horrified face quickly forms as I freeze in my spot. They stop after a second and they laugh at my face.

"Well, I choose Dare I guess." He smiles while he holds Chica's right hand, I take her left and and hug it, she just laughs.

"I dare you to..." Mark starts.

So, this is pretty boring.

Oh, hi. Yea it kind of is. What are you up too?

Trying to make Mark think of something sexual to try and make him get an erection in front of everyone. It will be hilarious but he seems to be blocking me out at the moment.

Okay, when you do, let me know. I wanna see.

Okay, I'll go do it now. Just watch Mark.

After zoning out for a second I stare at Mark while everyone else begins to chat. A worried look forms on his face when he quickly looks down to see a bump. He goes to stand up but I quickly pull him down and sit on his lap again, acting innocent.

"Please Hannah I really need to go." Mark pleads as I cuddle into his chest and neck.

"Why's that?" I ask while watching his face strain.

"Because I've got a boner." He whispers in my ear angrily.

"From kissing Bonnie?" I whisper back.

"What? NO!" He exclaims at me.

"So, you're a loner with a boner?" I giggle a little at my own joke.

"Haw Haw." He says sarcastically

"Think of something like your grandma naked or your mum and dad having sex." I whispered back and after a minute or so, his hard on fades away. "What did you think about?"

"Having sex with you." He jokes and laughs at my shocked face.

"You're not getting any sexy times with me anymore..." I cross my arms in fake annoyance.

We then laugh and join the the conversation with everyone else. We all debate on what's better, waffles or pancakes?