A/N: My great friend @CreativeCat challenged me one day to come up with new lyrics to the song Firework by Katy Perry. This is the result! The original video is included at the right. Play the music while singing the words, and have fun!
Lori, May 20 2013
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File Clerk
(to the tune of Firework by Katy Perry)
Do you ever feel,
Feel like skipping work?
But I need the pay,
And that discount perk.
Have to wear a skirt,
Heels and pantyhose!
Who will I impress,
Dolled up in these clothes?
And those accounting guys,
Always being rude.
Whenever I walk by,
They'll say something crude!
Should I laugh it off,
Take it on the chin?
Or put him in his place?
Kick his shin!
And I wait, in line. My turn, will come!
They can't, survive. What planet are, they, from?
'Cause baby, I'm a file clerk!
You know my boss is such, a jerk.
I'm working overtime, time, time!
The boss won't pay a dime, dime, dime!
'Cause baby, I'm a file clerk!
My boss is such a piece, of work.
He's gonna keep me late, late, late!
I'm gonna miss my date, date, date!
Go to the ladies' room,
Just so I can breathe.
Find all afternoon
Had something in my teeth.
Now the kitchen sink,
Has been left a mess.
If I say a word,
They'll say it's PMS.
Hey that VP guy,
He seemed really nice!
Asked me out to lunch
Then stood me up twice.
Then there's that old guy,
Thinks that he's my Dad!
Gives me bad advice,
Makes me mad.
And I wait, in line. My turn, will come!
They can't, survive. What planet are, they, from?
'Cause baby, I'm a file clerk!
You know my boss is such, a jerk.
I'm working overtime, time, time!
The boss won't pay a dime, dime, dime!
'Cause baby, I'm a file clerk!
My boss is such a piece, of work.
He's gonna keep me late, late, late!
I'm gonna miss my date, date, date!
Broom, broom, broom!
Why don't you sweep this room, room, room?
It's not even my job, job, job!
That guy is such a slob, slob, slob!
'Cause baby, I'm a file clerk!
You know my boss is such, a jerk.
I'm working overtime, time, time!
The boss won't pay a dime, dime, dime!
'Cause baby, I'm a file clerk!
My boss is such a piece, of work.
He's gonna keep me late, late, late!
I'm gonna miss my date, date, date!
Lame, lame, lame!
Doesn't even know my name, name, name!
Sometimes he calls me Jane, Jane, Jane!
Treats me like I'm his great Dane, Dane, Dane!
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