The Return Of Not-So-Superman Kwon Jiyong

Chapter 5: The Three Little Dragons

"Aigoo... I wonder how will your mother react once she sees all of these- Yah!" Jiyong stopped in his track when he felt Yongse wipe something on him. "Yah what's that?"

"Booger," Yongdu casually answered. "Yongte booger,"

"Yaaah!"

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After a chaotic day, Jiyong managed to feed the hungry boys some decent dinner all thanks to Dara who already prepared food for the three before she left. Sadly, Jiyong had to eat a bowl of rice and some spam and left over food by Yongdu who unusually had no appetite.

Jiyong then decided to bathe the boys before putting them to sleep.

"Appa, join Yong il, Yongdu, Yongte juteyoo!" Yongse requested as he rose from the tub while Yong il and Yongdu were playing with their rubber ducks.

Jiyong shook his head but smiled at his son. "It's okay. Appa still needs to bathe you then dress you guys up before I could take a bath. Besides, appa is too big to fit inside the tub with the three of you. Look, this huge tub is still too small for you rowdy boys."

Yongse pouted but started playing with his brothers nonetheless. Jiyong watched them happily until Yongdu stood up revealing his naked body.

"Appa! Yongdu dinky dinky pee pee want to pee!" Yongdu announced making Yong il and Yongse squirm in the corner of the tub in disgust.

"Y-y-ah! Didn't I tell you to cover your dinky dinky?" Jiyong panicked and immediately covered Yongdu with his palm. "Come here!"

He lifted the boy and helped him pee. Yongdu came grinning when he came back into the tub.

"Yah, boys. Listen. Do not show your dinky dinky pee pee to anyone okay?"

"NEH!!!"

"Good boys."

"Appa..." Yong il called him.

"Yes?"

"But... Eomma taw Yong il, Yongdu, Yongte dinky dinky pee pee."

"Oh... Eomma saw it? It's okay." Jiyong answered as he started shampooing the three.

"Wae???" Yongse wondered. "Appa!"

"Why? Because it's eomma. So it's okay,"

"But appa..." Yongdu frowned problematically. "Eomma taw Yong il, Yongdu, Yongte dinky dinky. It's okay?"

"Neh... It's okay. Why? Why are you asking?"

"Then... " Yongdu innocently wondered even more.

"Then did eomma taw appa dinky dinky pee pee too?" Yongdu asked making Jiyong look around in search of any camera before turning to the boys once more.

"Yah!"

"Eomma mut be afraid becaut it biiiig like thiiiiiiit!" Yongse dramatically measured the size making Jiyong pale in an instant.

"Yaaaah!"

"Itnake! It look like itnake!" Yong il added as he laughed innocently making their father run around the bathroom to throw away the tiny cameras.

"YAH YONG IL YONGDU YONGSE STOP TAKING ABOUT THAT YAAAAH!!!

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"Why isn't he picking up?" Dara wondered as she switched her eyes to her watch. It's already past 8 pm and she has been calling Jiyong since two hours ago.

"Jiyong is Mr. Perfect okay. So stop worrying, Darong. We are here to celebrate, remember?"

"But..." Dara bit her lip when she caught a glimpse of Minzy coming back from the rest room. She forced a smile and went back to her food.