The Return Of Not-So-Superman Kwon Jiyong

Chapter 4: D-Day 1

D-2...

Jiyong: *looks around the black backdrop* "Oh so this is how it works. It feels creepy."

Producer: "Do you watch the show?"

Jiyong: "I know about the show and watched a couple of episodes. Yes..."

Producer: "Please greet everyone,"

Jiyong: "Hi everyone, this is G-Dragon coming back on your TV screens as me... Kwon Jiyong. I am Yong il, Yongdu and Yongse's father. Please take good care of us, " *bows*

Jiyong: "First of all, I would like to apologize for my behavior earlier. I was really surprised to see a lot of people filming inside and outside my house. For the first time in three years, I faced a group of production crew and it came like a total shock to us. We have been away from the public for quite a while and this might sound like I am exaggerating but I felt so worried as if my family was in danger,"

Dara: "To be honest, I was really shocked. I just finished playing with the kids and was heading to the bathroom to prepare for their bath but the household helps came running to me telling me there were cameramen outside. I was really terrified. But I actually talked to Jiyong and told him he should really apologize. He was at fault too."

Jiyong: "My wife told me I should apologize immediately. Yeah... I know... She got scared as well as the boys and I was at fault. Please accept my apologies." *Bows deeply*

Dara: "Seriously, how could someone forget his own schedule when he just read that the day before? It was unbelievable."

Jiyong: "Aah that... *laughs shyly* Hmm. It's because yesterday, uhm... My wife had a photoshoot... We thought the boys are big now and they might want to see more about what their mother does. They know what I do coz I bring them sometimes to YG so I want them to know that their mother is capable of doing other things too aside from taking care of them. She cleans the house, cooks for us, bathe the boys, put them to sleep everyday. But everyone knows she's more than that. I want them to be more proud of her. You see, when Dara and I got married, she completely left her career. I felt that it was a huge sacrifice for her and I felt guilty about it."

Producer: "So you went to watch your wife on her photoshoot and forgot about your schedule."

Jiyong: "Sorry? *thinks* Basically... *facepalms* Yes."

Dara: *laughs* "I heard he's the number one blackjack. He tells me that."

Producer: "He said he's the number one Daraling,"

Dara: "Oh... He did? He's kidding. He must be. Kwon Jiyong, why are you saying things like this?"

Jiyong: "Yeobo... I know you are worried because I always cause unexpected things to our sons but please trust me in this. They said the moms usually get worried on the first few filming but will soon enjoy their 48-hour day off. Yeobo... Please promise me you will always keep your phone fully charged why you're away."

Dara: *laughs* "He's being ridiculous."

Jiyong: "My worries? Yongse. The boy knows no fear. And also Yongdu. He is so wise he might know better than me. Ah.. This is going to be embarrassing."

Producer: "And Yong il?"

Jiyong: "He's my savior." *laughs*

"We won't get a hard time editing this." the main producer said. "Every scene is interesting and it's only the interview."

"Right, sir. But there's one particular problem."

"What? "

"How do we make it fit in the show? Should they occupy twenty minutes of it?"