Fujoshi Trapped in a Seme's Perfect Body (Yaoi) (BoyxBoy)

Chapter 1

Akihiko went for a passionate romantic kiss.

My world just stopped suddenly, and the only sensation I could feel was Akihiko's lips against mine.

I was drowning into something I hadn't felt before.

I didn't really know as to why, but I could feel his warmth and hear his heart beat.

I felt a sudden heat going through my whole body and chest.

Akihiko: So...so...sweet...

I could feel someone was caressing me.

It felt hot.

I didn't know exactly what was going on.

Akihiko: NO!

Akihiko's scream woke up my consciousness, and I immediately came into my senses.

I opened my eyes, and I could see Akihiko had taken off his shirt.

I looked at myself, and my shirt was unbuttoned.

What the hell just happened? I thought to myself...

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WHAT THE HELL?!

This author likes to tease me. Does he get pleasure by teasing his readers like this? He does this in all of his works. I mean, come on! They are already naked just proceed like good BL characters!

Damn it!

Akihiko just freaking do it—don't hesitate and devour Harumi already! What the hell is wrong with you! We all know that you like him, and he already has his guard down. Harumi is right in front of you—take advantage of the situation and violate him!

If I was in your position, I already defiled and savored every corner of his delicious body.

Harumi is just my type. His character is well drawn. He is so innocent looking. His body is smooth and thin but lean. He has a nice butt too, to top it all.

To think that I was already getting hot and bothered here...and the volume suddenly ends like this! I swear to the Yaoi God of the universe that I will find you, Seru Senpai, and make you pay for teasing so bad me like this. I love you but I hate you.

Now, I have to agonizingly wait for your next volume.

I will end my rant here.

Oh shoot! I got carried away again and lost track of time.

I'm going to be late for school, and it's my first day as a junior. I better move in lightning speed.

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I got ready in record time by not taking a shower. I remedied my bed head with wet towel and combing my hair in ten strokes per second.

Yes! I'm done.

I hurried down the stairs to eat breakfast.

Mom: You're going to be late. Just take this and eat on your way to school.

My mom came towards me and handed me a sandwich. She had a critical look on her face while checking me out.

Misa: What is it, mom?

My mom move forward and sniffed my hair.

Mom: You didn't take a shower, huh? You should act more womanly. You already have your boobs out, and you can't be a slob like this. How can you get a husband and make a good wife?

Misa: Mom, stop it. I do like girly things but I don't want to act like a girl. It's too much work.

My mom, in her melodramatic way, looked away and slowly walked towards the table.

Mom: When I was your age, I was the most popular girl at school.

She softly touched the left side of her cheek, and her eyes began to sparkle.

Mom: I was the epitome of femininity.

She made a dramatic drop on the floor.

Misa: Mom...stop being melodramatic.

My mom clenched both of her fists and shook them in the air

Mom: And to have...an unwomanly daughter...is such a disgrace.

Misa: Mom, you are watching way too much TV drama. I'm going to be late because I have to watch you!

My mom got up and started to laugh.

Mom: My acting was good, huh? I'm way better than those actresses. They don't know how to act like me.

Misa: Yea right, mom...

Mom: But seriously, Misa, you should start acting like a woman. You are not getting any younger. How can you get a boyfriend if you're like that? Don't waste your pretty face...

Misa: Sure, mom...

My dad entered the house and was carrying a package.

Dad: Misa, this is for you. You are ordering a lot of stuff from online, huh? What are you buying?

I dashed towards my dad to grab the package...my precious...package.

Misa: It's some stuff, dad.

Dad: What stuff?

Misa: It's nothing really.

I ran upstairs to hide the box. It was full of my dark secrets. I totally forgot that it would be delivered today. I usually beat my dad to package delivery guy. I was too careless. What if one day he got curious and opened the box? He would die of a heart attack...

Misa: Bye mom and bye dad! I'm going to school.

If my estimation was right...if I could run ten miles per hour, I could make it to class just in time. I wasted so much time reading manga and watching my melodramatic mother with her acting stunts.