Disconnected / h.s.

twenty three

Me : DO YOU KNOW THE MAZE RUNNER

LIKE DYLAN O'BRIEN, THOMAS SANGSTER AND SHIZ

GALLY WITH THE FURRY EYEBROWS

Harry : OH I KNOW DYLAN O'BRIEN'S HOT

Me : IKR

WAIT

WHAT

Harry : HAHHAHA

HE IS IM NOT EVEN GOING TO PRETEND I DIDNT SAY THAT

Me : BUT I AGREE ALL THE WAY

LETS SEE THE MOVIE PLEASE

Harry : KK ILL PICK YOU UP ¿?

Me : DOUBT YOU EVEN HAVE A CAT

I MEAN **CAR LOL

Harry : IM STEALING ME MUM'S CAR

Me : YOURE IN UR MUM'S CAH BROOM BROOM

Harry : NYEHHH GET OUT MI CAH

Me : IM DYING

RIP

IM LAUGHING MY TUMMY HURTS

TEARS

Harry : OMFG OK IM GOING TO BE AT YOUR HOUSE IN LIKE TWO MINUTES HURRY UP BUTTERCUP

Me : why the fuck u lyin why u always lyin oooh my god stop fuckin lyin

Harry : OKAY FINE MAYBE TEN OR FIFTEEN

Me : wheN YOUUURE FIFTEEN AND SOMEBODY TELLS YOU THEY LOVE YOU YOURE GONNA BELIEVE THEEMMM

Harry : FETUS TAYLOR SWIFT

Me : FETUS TAYLOR WAS BETTER TBH

Harry : iM BOYS WHO CRY AF

Me : WHO

Harry : FROM SPONGEBOB YOU KNOW THE ONE BOYBAND WHO SANG TO PEARL LMAO

Me : oH

I LOVE THEM OMG

Harry : im going to be there soon gO BE UR PRETTY SELF

Me : SHUDDUP

Harry : ;--)

Me : STOP TEXTING WHILE DRIVING DAMMIT I WILL CHOKE YOU HARRY

Harry : oKAY I LOVE YOU ILL SEE YOU SOON

Me : DONT DIE BBY YOURE MY WORLD

Harry : *dies*

Me : WTF DONT DO THAT

Harry : LOL I LOVE YOU

Me : ilyt nOW PUT THE DAMN PHONE DOWN

.

Me : cause somebody stole my car radio and now i just sit in silence

Harry : that sucks :( who in the right mind would even steal a car radio

Me : HARRY

Harry : ?

Me : ITS A SONG IM

Harry : oH SHIT RLLY