Chapter 6: Sexy and I know it

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One step closer

I have died every day waiting for you
Darling, don't be afraid I have loved you
For a thousand years
I'll love you for a thousand more

And all along I believed I would find you
Time has brought your heart to me
I have loved you for a thousand years
I'll love you for a thousand more

One step closer
One step closer

I have died every day waiting for you
Darling don't be afraid I have loved you
For a thousand years
I'll love you for a thousand more

And all along I believed I would find you
Time has brought your heart to me
I have loved you for a thousand years
I'll love you for a thousand more...

The song ends and I look to my my right to see Nellie smiling widely at me as our scores load up. I get Lead singer but Nellie only gets Wannabe. We both take our headphones off at the same time.

"Close one." She jokes and we begin to laugh. I know everyone is waiting for us to look at them and I can tell Nellie knows too. I quickly spin around and attempt to avoid everyone's gazes as I sit back next to Mark with my head hung a little.

"You're amazing." Mark whispers into my ear and I can't help but giggle and blush.

"Me and Mark!" Wade shouts like an excited 4 year old. They then both stand up and put on their headphones, they both scroll through and choose 'I'm sexy and I know it.' Oh my Jesus...

They both limber up as Mark pumps his muscles and Wade does a few lunges. I drag a hand down my face as I await the 'amazing' performance.

{The whole chapter won't just be lyrics.... Just saying}

The intro begins and they cough a few times.

"When I walk on by, girls be looking like damn he fly
I pimp to the beat,
Walking on the street with in my new lafreak, yeah
This is how I roll, animal print, pants out control,
It's redfoo with the big Afro
It's like Bruce Lee rock at the club

They have both began to act stupidly and Mark has put on a deep voice while Wade just speaks the words instead of sings them. I look at Bob and Nellie and they both look at me with confused faces.

Girl look at that body

*Mark strokes hair*

Girl look at that body

*Mark strokes hips*

Girl look at that body

*Mark strokes butt*

I work out *Both Mark and Wade flex*

Girl look at that body

*Wade pulls a silly face*

Girl look at that body

*Wade dances on the spot*

Girl look at that body

*Wade poses like a model*

I work out *Both Mark and Wade flex*

When I walk in the spot, this is what I see
Everybody stops and they staring at me
I got passion in my pants
And I ain't afraid to show it (show it, show it, show it)

*They both begin to gyrate*

I'm sexy and I know it
I'm sexy and I know it

When I'm at the mall, security just can't fight 'em off

When I'm at the beach, I'm in a speedo trying to tan my cheeks

*Both Mark and Wade slap their butts*

This is how I roll, come on ladies it's time to go

We headed to the bar, baby don't be nervous

No shoes, no shirt, and I still get serviced

Girl look at that body
Girl look at that body
Girl look at that body

I work out *Both Mark and Wade flex*

Girl look at that body
Girl look at that body
Girl look at that body

I work out *Both Mark and Wade flex*

When I walk in the spot, this is what I see
Everybody stops and they staring at me
I got passion in my pants
And I ain't afraid to show it (show it, show it, show it)

*They then begin to gyrate at each other*

"HERE COME THE FANFICTIONS!" Bob shouts.

I'm sexy and I know it
I'm sexy and I know it

Check it out, check it out

Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, yeah

*Both shake booty*

Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, yeah

*Both shake booty*

Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, yeah

*Both shake booty*

Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, yeah

Do the wiggle man
Do the wiggle man

I'm sexy and I know it

Girl look at that body
Girl look at that body
Girl look at that body

I work out

Girl look at that body
Girl look at that body
Girl look at that body, I work out

I'm sexy and I know it"

Mark finishes by taking his T-shirt off and screaming while wade throws his headphones and begins to run his silly run. I watch as my headphones almost fall off the edge and I feel myself relax as they balance out.

"How was that?" Mark asks as he sits back down next to me.

"I'm not sure if I can beat that!" I say sarcastically as I pretend to wipe fake sweat off of my forehead.

I don't even care about scores anymore, this is just fun.


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