The Return Of Not-So-Superman Kwon Jiyong

Chapter 3: The Number One Daraling

"Did you just walk across your room?" Jiyong asked and the three nodded in unison before trying to tug the blanket off of him. They were distracted though when Dara came running into their room, panting and looking pale.

"Oh my God!"

"Yeobo, help!" Jiyong said but Dara went straight to their sons.

"Why did you guys get up? I told you to wait for me!" Dara rushed to her sons and hugged them. "You scared me. I told you to wait for eomma, didn't I?"

"Eomma, mianhe," Yongdu rubbed Dara's cheeks apologetically.

"Eomma, hug," It was sweet little Yong il. He opened his arms and how could his mother resist that? Dara hugged Yong il, Yongdu and Yongse and the three kissed her nonstop.

"Tsch, I can't believe this. Just a while ago you were like three little naughty imps trying to take a peep and now you act to your eomma like that?" Jiyong stood up in disbelief and wrapped the blanket securely around him.

"Stop calling your sons that way, aisht! I told you to get up earlier but you won't budge, " Dara scowled at him before turning to her kids. "Yah... Why is appa so upset, huh? What did you do to him? "

"Yong il, Yongdu, Yongte woke appa up," Yong il proudly said.

"Quietly... Shhh..." Yongdu animatedly started to show Dara how. "Then Yong il, Yongdu, Yongte taw tumthing!"

"W-w-hat?" Dara asked but she was surprised when the three started laughing once more.

"A biiiiig Dinky dinky pee pee!!!"

"Aisht Kwon Jiyong!!!"

"Yah! It wasn't my fault!!! "

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D-3...

"Yah... Was it my fault? Do you think this is fair, huh? The last time I got a cold shoulder from your mom was when... Oh yeah, right. It's also because of you! You three little... "

Jiyong turned to his side and scowled at the three boys busily sipping their juice not minding his rants. Jiyong huffed in disbelief.

"I can't believe I'm out here in the park this early to make you forget about yesterday's incident. But this is better than getting kicked out of my own house. Aisht. Everytime I get into trouble it's always because of you."

Jiyong could not believe his misfortune. Dara was kind of mad yesterday and though he knew that his wife knew well too that he did not mean what happened that morning, still, the fact that he did not get up to look after their sons while she was busy downstairs made Dara won the argument and made him guilty. Dara has been so strict teaching their sons well and everytime the triplets fail, he was the culprit.

Jiyong knew that raising three sons at a time could be burdensome and he did not want Dara to have a hard time while he's away that's why he hired some helpers but even so, Dara was still very hands on to everything in their household and even more strict than the board of censors when it comes to disciplining their sons.

"Look... I don't get it. I mean one day you'll grow up and call it dinky or peepee no more. I don't understand your mother sometimes. Yah, Yong il, what's wrong with calling it penis or dick... Or cock?"

Yong il just looked up to him with a grimace written all over his face as if it was gross enough in his ears. Jiyong turned to Yongdu and Yongse and was about to ask the same question but then he was reminded that the two might get him into trouble again.

"Never mind," he sighed and stood up to stretch out his limbs. "Hey, boys. When you finish your juice we're gonna run around and make a Kwon Train, okay?"

"Kwon train?" Yongse asked curiously.

"Yeah. Kwon Train! You want to try it?"

"NEEEH!!!" the three quickly jumped down the bench and wiped their lips as they handed Jiyong their empty juice packs. Jiyong carefully threw it to the garbage bin and faced his sons.

"Everyone, how does the train sounds like?"

"CHUG CHUG! PUFF PUFF!" the three answered as they jumped up and down in excitement.

"That's right. Now Yong il, come here and hold onto appa's shirt," Jiyong turned around and Yong il walked behind him. "Yongdu, go behind Yong il and hold onto his shoulders."

"Neh!" Yongdu hurriedly held onto Yong il's shoulder.

"Yongse, come hold onto Yongdu, quick!" Jiyong told Yongse and the boy did so.

"Don't let go, okay? Now off the train goes... What's the sound again?"

"CHUG CHUG! PUFF PUFF!"

Jiyong grinned and started marching forward. "Again!"

"CHUG CHUG! PUFF PUFF!"

"That's right! Now let's go faster and work those legs, boys!"

The Kwon train started to jog around the park and the other neighbors watched the father and sons in awe. The boys were receiving so much applause and Jiyong noticed his sons looked happy just as well.

A thought was formed in his mind. Bringing joy to people is definitely in the blood. He saw Yongse even waving his hands at the people especially little girls passing by while Yongdu has his own version of chant.

"Yongdu, aniya! Chug chug! Puff puff! Yong il scolded. "Not Yong Yong! Puff puff!"

"Waeyoo? We are four yongie! YONG YONG! PUFF PUFF!" Yongdu went on and it never fails to surprise him how his each of his kids represent him.

Well Yong il is like the good son that he is to his parents, Yongdu seems to be like a wise composer G-Dragon, and Yongse is like his playful side to Dara.

It made him smile. No doubt, they were his sons.

"Good morning, Jiyong-ssi," a neighbor jogged along them. "Do you need help?"

"No, I'm fine. Thanks though, " Jiyong smiled at the man.

"I heard you were joining the Return of Superman show on KBS... Is it true? "

"Ahhh that... Yes."

"Good luck! Everyone's raving about it all excited for your comeback. Fighting!" the neighbor held a fist pump before excusing himself.

Jiyong stopped jogging for a while and so did the triplets, still couldn't believe he was just few days away from his first filming.

"Appa, tooperrman?" Yong il tugged his shirt.

"Appa it toooperrmaaan!!!" Yongse grinned.

"Chinchayooo? Toooperman?" Yongdu asked and Jiyong ruffled the boy's hair as he crouched down.

"Do you think so? Will appa be deserving enough to be a superman?" Jiyong asked expectantly but at times like this, look forward for the triplets to put their dad down.

"ANDWAE!!!"

"YAH!!!"