STORYTIME #2

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Okay so here's a story time with mia since you guys enjoyed the last one.

This story is about a group of girls being annoying.

So this was after school,
and I was waiting for the bus with these girls,
all these girls are literally coke whores.

They all start smoking and shit around me,

so I'm like dyiNG BECAUSE LOSING AIR LIKE HELLO ARE U BLIND.
then they ask me if I want one,
I say no because I'm a good person.

(No I'm not offending anybody who smokes/knows anybody who's smoked, because I have done it before, like once don't get over dramatic about it)

And when I say no, they all act like they've just seen a ghost.

LIKE BITCH DID CASPAR THE FRIENDLY MOTHERFUCKING GHOST JUST APPEAR?
LIKE DID SAMARA JUST CRAWL OUT OF THAT DAM WELL?

So then one called me lame.

BITCH DO YOU THINK I HONESTLY CARE. I FABULOUSLY DONT GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOU THINK.

DONT JUDGE ME BECAUSE I DONT WANT TO GET CANCER.

Sorry rant over.

I feel like I should make a Rants book? Would that be cool idk? Like I have a lot of anger to make into a book series, movie, the sequel, the trilogy and an entire award show on.

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