9 year old brother: SARAH GIVE ME ALL OF YOUR CHOCOLATE
Me: A) I HAVE NO CHOCOLATE B) IF I DID I SURE AS HECK WOULDN'T TELL YOU
18 year old sister: *texts me because she knows about my secret chocolate stash* Liar
Me: I havve no idea wwhat you're talking about
Older sister: *out loud* CHILD STOP LYING IN ERIDAN
Me: nevver *absconds to bedroom*
Older sister: I'll tell William you like Eridan
Me: yOU WOULDN'T DARE
Older sister: WITCH YES I WOULD
Me: that's rich
Coming from a maid
*random crashing sounds*
Older sister: *bursts into my room*
BISH DON'T DISS MY CLASS *Magical maid of heart noises*
Me: oh
but I would
*epic witch of mind vs maid of heart staredown*
*five minutes later*
Sister: wanna stay up past midnight watching Ouran High School Host Club for the umpteenth time even though you have seminary in the morning and therefore have to wake up at 5:30
Me: HECK GLUBBING YES
*during seminary the next morning*
"Sarah why are you so tired this morning jeez"
"BECAUSE I'M GOING TO MURDER MY SISTER"
this is what happens when your entire family is a bunch of nerds and you and your older sister have opposing aspects guys
YOU ARE READING
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Randomrandom crap based on my life and or fandoms and maybe some stuff based on my life with the characters from my fandoms oh and also probably a crap ton of sadstuck which may or may not eventually get its own book
