Voldemort: Harry, I know you hate me and so do I. But you won't believe perhaps, but I am here to save you from that Umbridge...
Harry: Really?! I would love to!
Suddenly Umbridge Appears.
Umbridge: By the Order of the Ministry, no one can take my students!
Voldemort: Oh my God! What are you doing here! I would love to save my worst enemy, Harry, away from a witch like you... I won't allow you to kill him, because he's my enemy!
Umbridge: By the Order of the Ministry you can't use magic anymore and from today I am Lord Umbridge.
Voldemort: Who says that? I don't care about Ministry or Laws. I am gonna curse you! Avada Keda......
Umbridge: Hem Hem! You can't use The Unforgivable Curses.
Voldemort: I DON'T CARE! CRUCI...
Umbridge: Hem Hem!
Voldemort: Now what?! I said I don't care the Ministry!
Umbridge: Hem Hem. By the Order of...
Voldemort: Hemm Hemm! (He mocked) You you always have saliva stuck in your throat?! Or is it food? Hemm Hemm?
Umbridge: By the order of The Ministry, decree no. (blah blah blah, because I forgot what type of words exactly she used to say) You can't insult me!
Voldemort: Let's Go Harry!
Umbridge: Hem Hem!
Voldemort: Well, where's Harry?!
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Voldy Vs Hem Hem
FanfictionWhen Voldemort tries to save Harry from Umbridge, things quickly turn into a ridiculous battle of curses, Ministry decrees, and one very annoying "Hem Hem!" 😂 A Fan Fiction ♥️
