Bill Nye the Science Guy!!

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England: Where's America?
Canada: Don't worry
Canada: I got this
Canada: eh hem
Canada: BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY
America: *bursts through the door*
America: BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
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Well. Hello. So bored.
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Don't touch my rifle.
Don't look at me when I have my rifle.
And don't get me angry when my rifle is in my hands. (Pst: it's not a real rifle)
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Don't touch my saber.
Don't look at me when I have my saber.
And don't get me angry when my saber is in my hands.
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Don't touch my flag.
Don't look at me when I have my flag.
And don't get me angry when my flag is in my hands.
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I do Color Guard so.. That should explain the three saying above^^.

So.

Brother: WE ARE  FAMILY.

Me: Shut up..

Brother: All my sisters brothers and me!

Me: not the right words!

Brother: so you know the song?

Me: uhh.. *backs out of the doorway hen runs*
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*Static*

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Narrator: Hers how to find America!

England: Where's America?
Canada: Don't worry
Canada: I got this
Canada: eh hem
Canada: BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY
America: *bursts through the door*
America: BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
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*stactic*

me: where is this little bugger..

Brother: over here!

Me: *turns, no one is there*

Brother: hehe.

Me: WHERE ARE YOU?!

Brother: look up.

Me: *looks up*

Brother: *falls from the ceiling and crushes me*

Me: ow..

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