Thurs, May 2nd, 2013

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Heyyyy here are some funny situations I'm sure most of you have been in.

Brother: can I change the channel on the tv?

Me: sure not watching this anyways

Brother: *changes channel, to your favourtie show*

Me: Stop! I wanna watch this!

But I'm thinking: B*tch step away from the f*cking remote!

How you ask for food from friends:

Hey, can I have some?

How you ask for food from your boyfriend:

Hey babe, can I have some?

How you ask for food from you best friend:

You don't, you simply reach into the bag/box and take a huge handfull and eat it as loud as possible

Running in gym class=pathetic

Running for your life=fast

Running for free food=as fast as your legs can take you!

Strangers think I'm quiet, my friends wish I was

Bye for now

P.s, how was your day?

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